Cool Kid Alert

When someone has alcohol or drugs at a party and decides to take a picture and post it on their social media to look cool.
Person 1: “Omg look what Brittany posted on her story. She’s drinking underage!”
Person 2: *rolls eyes* “Cool kid alert 🚨”
by Dom Toliver August 10, 2020
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Alert the Media

Underground rock band from long Island that kicks some major @$$. They play all types of rock and do not like to be limited to one type.

www.alertthemedia.cjb.net
or
myspace.com/alertthemedia
by Valerie is not a psycho August 30, 2005
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Amber Alert

Referring to a large group of white females at a party, coffee shop, or any other place you can find basic white girls
Look at all those white girls,
Amber Alert
by Tiedalicious March 11, 2016
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Irish Jig Alert!

Warning that "Lord Of The Dance" is playing town.
A person sees an advertising poster for "Lord Of The Dance".

"Opps, Irish Jig Alert!"
by Brian Combe November 01, 2007
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Uh oh Retard Alert

When your friend is being an absolute retard and you say “Uh ohh , Retard Alert” because they are being a fucking retard like what a re
(Person fucks their diseased grandma). “Uh oh Retard Alert”
by mister669 June 11, 2020
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