Alabama Teabag

After a sporting event, the act of one fan placing his scrotum on the unconscious face of a fan of the opposing team and video taping it.

Did you hear about Brian? He got arrested for giving some guy an Alabama Teabag.

by OfficeCreeper February 6, 2012

Alabama reject

someone who had sexual relations with a disabled sibling or did such disgusting things not even Alabama wants them.

A disgusting boy i know is a Alabama reject for what he did with his deaf sister.

by A small pleb March 12, 2019

Alabama nightstick

When you pull your dick out and beat a woman in the face with it.

This chick mouthed off to me so I gave her Alabama nightstick

by Bad harry October 25, 2018

Alabama Poet

Anyone from Alabama who can string more than four, three letter words together and make sense.

They used Jimmy Bob as their mouthpiece. He was a real Alabama Poet.

by Sir Leslie Patterson August 14, 2015

Alabama Basketball

When you dribble your balls on your sisters ass then she shits on them.

"damn sistuurr that there alabama basketball feel darn good on my balls"

by sisterfucker12 March 23, 2021

Alabama Screwdriver

Its when you put your dick inside one of your cousins or relatives anuses and make them spin in the bed until they either shit or throw up.

James: Man , I pulled that Alabama Screwdriver on Irene!
Vincent: I want to try that with my family!

by Watermelon Homedad July 4, 2017

Alabama cousin

A girl so hot you want to date them even if you shouldn’t for some reason.

Person 1: Wow, that girl is pretty hot.
Person 2: You should ask her to be your Alabama cousin.

by Tylo Ren May 16, 2019