average nebraskan

Getting fingerbanged while driving a car

A "I was driving down the E45 and saw this guy just straight up fingerblasting his girlfriend"

B "Oh so he gave her the average nebraskan?"

by DeadHeadChefDude November 21, 2022

Average Dave Lover

Someone who is extremely unlikable
Or someone who harasses people

Rocky: "i really dont like Average Dave Lover"
jiggilibu: "thats legit so true"

by RockyLenGamer December 16, 2022

Average crawlers fan

A person (most likely queer ) who listens to the silly goofy eyeliner band and slays.

A: Oh my gosh? Why do you slay so hard??

B: I'm a virgin who cannot drive.
A: what?
B: an average crawlers fan

by Ltwtisfruityaf December 27, 2022

Average height for the time

A term coined by OverSimplified to describe Napoleon Bonaparte's height.

Austrian officer: "Holy cow! This tiny little fun-sized French guy is running rings around us!"
Napoleon: "HEY! I'M AVERAGE HEIGHT FOR THE TIME YOU JERK!"

by AustriaHungaryChi-Ha-Tan December 31, 2022

average

A man who pulls hella bitches and loves ninjas, dinosaurs and harry pottwr

Man that man is average!

but look at all those gorls

by Dip Dizzy Wizzle January 13, 2023

average discord moderator

Somebody who is in the age range of 32-48 who loves to prey on little kids through gaining the title moderator in a discord group

little kid: somebody is trying to get my location on discord
mom: he must be a average discord moderator.

by ibeatupautistickids January 28, 2023

average_blue_enj0yer

the worst person to walk on planet earth
skeppys #1 hater

a little wimp

skeppy: hey ever heard of average_blue_enj0yer ?

badboyhalo: yeah they’re a little bitch boy

by sipioys February 27, 2023