University of Absolute Last Resort 

A local university that is often a branch campus of a larger school which students attend solely to get a degree. Students often attend these schools after dropping or failing out of other, usually more prestigious, schools. So named because these institutions may seem like a last resort opportunity for a student to earn a college degree.

Derived from the University of Arkansas at Little Rock (UALR), a branch campus commuter college attended mostly by working adults.

Dude, what happened to your roommate, Jeff.

He failed out and is going to some University of Absolute Last Resort back home.

University of Absolute Last Resort by Radio Rahim February 23, 2008

trippin absolute balls 

To be extremely high, and act like a giddy fucker.

That dude is trippin absolute balls right now!

trippin absolute balls by KerbalGunnerz December 17, 2013

Ben (absolute lad)

pretty self explanatory tbh, just an all round geeeeeezeer, always shagging, and vaping with the boys

i wish i was ben (absolute lad)

Ben (absolute lad) by Shaggy69( . )( . ) May 22, 2020

ali absolute 

A YouTuber who has a fat cat and makes everyone laugh.

That boy is such a Ali absolute

ali absolute by Average absolute January 10, 2022

One Shot Absolute 

When in a FPS or Shooter game a player / enemy player is one shot or bullet away from death; the smallest amount of damage will kill him. Popularized in MLG Halo Combat Evolved Tournaments.

He's 'One Shot Absolute'!! Teamshot him and hold your ground guys we got the win!!

One Shot Absolute by Abacoot December 26, 2021

Doing the absolute most 

Putting immense effort and class into a role or song or being not afraid of going out of your comfort zone with a character.

E.g. You are doing the absolute most in every role and this is why you get every role you audition for. We Stan this (this is a positive thing)

Doing the absolute most by Guineapiggyg April 5, 2022

slaying absolute penis 

alt form of ‘serving cunt’

omg, my blorbo was just convicted of manslaughter while slaying absolute penis in their new button down flannel frock

slaying absolute penis by percyption April 18, 2023