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Abortion Squats

These are any form of squats; Front, Back, Zercher, Box that are done with such horrible form and technique that watching it is reminiscent of watching an abortion. These squats are usually perpetrated by 150lb white males who have Youtube channels. These perpetrators can be found in most commercial gym settings and are usually accompanied by several other males of the same physical build.
Check out that skinny kid in the squat rack doing abortion squats and recording it, what a fuckin douche.
by SWOLEdier Mike March 17, 2011
mugGet the Abortion Squatsmug.

Snot Abortion

You know when you try to sneeze, but fail, and then it's still stuck in your nose and you feel like you have to sneeze but can't? Yeah, that.
Gary: Fuck dude, I just had a snot abortion.
John: Aren't they a bitch?
by loldongs34 March 25, 2009
mugGet the Snot Abortionmug.

Ass Abortion

Squatting and taking a shit, aborting a turd AKA Ass Abortion.
I have to go take an shit AKA Ass Abortion
by Brown snail October 15, 2018
mugGet the Ass Abortionmug.

The Failed Abortion

You
You're such a failed abortion.

I think we all know the failed abortion in this situation is you
by Dangly dongolies April 18, 2019
mugGet the The Failed Abortionmug.

heart abortion

when a girl completely and utterly obliterates a boy's heart (due to her callous, unloving, and flat out mean behavior) to the point that the boy feels as if it has been removed from his body
greg: "hey whatever happened between you and brooke?"
victor: "aw dude that ended poorly- she gave me a heart abortion"
by jeffy jibson December 9, 2011
mugGet the heart abortionmug.

Homesick abortion

When a dead fetusintentionally killed or not” goes back into the vagina after coming out of it already.
Person 1 “i had a homesick abortion, it was awful”

Person 2 “I’m sorry to hear that”
by TheFrenchDuck May 28, 2021
mugGet the Homesick abortionmug.

chinese abortion

The act of doing someone a favor that would help from killing an innocent human being. This is also known as the act of kicking someone in the crotch with a steel boot.
Thank you so much you seriously just gave me a chinese abortion. I just gave liam a chinese abortion and he cried.
by afrobillyshoes July 6, 2010
mugGet the chinese abortionmug.

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