These are any form of squats; Front, Back, Zercher, Box that are done with such horrible form and technique that watching it is reminiscent of watching an abortion. These squats are usually perpetrated by 150lb white males who have Youtube channels. These perpetrators can be found in most commercial gym settings and are usually accompanied by several other males of the same physical build.
Check out that skinny kid in the squat rack doing abortion squats and recording it, what a fuckin douche.
by SWOLEdier Mike March 17, 2011

You know when you try to sneeze, but fail, and then it's still stuck in your nose and you feel like you have to sneeze but can't? Yeah, that.
by loldongs34 March 25, 2009

by Brown snail October 15, 2018

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by Dangly dongolies April 18, 2019

when a girl completely and utterly obliterates a boy's heart (due to her callous, unloving, and flat out mean behavior) to the point that the boy feels as if it has been removed from his body
greg: "hey whatever happened between you and brooke?"
victor: "aw dude that ended poorly- she gave me a heart abortion"
victor: "aw dude that ended poorly- she gave me a heart abortion"
by jeffy jibson December 9, 2011

When a dead fetus “intentionally killed or not” goes back into the vagina after coming out of it already.
by TheFrenchDuck May 28, 2021

The act of doing someone a favor that would help from killing an innocent human being. This is also known as the act of kicking someone in the crotch with a steel boot.
Thank you so much you seriously just gave me a chinese abortion. I just gave liam a chinese abortion and he cried.
by afrobillyshoes July 6, 2010
