your asshole

1. (n) the anal opening, specifically, yours. you are probably sitting on it right now.
2. (n) poop goes out, my penis goes in

your asshole is big enough to park a truck in

by sirsurefoot April 23, 2005

Mac Asshole

smug mac owners who think mac is a superior product to everything ever created.
Mac assholes buy furniture at Ikea, wear black turtle necks, drive a Toyota prius and love Starbucks.

Bill: I can't believe I was stuck in traffic for 2 hours on my way to work today and then my computer didn't start.

Mac Asshole: you should have got a mac

Bill: ummm...OK mac asshole...

by presidente1l August 1, 2008

Ashley(:

Sexy, Great in bed, Very hot, Big boobs, Nice ass, Likes everything in her. Great kisser. Great personality. Funny. Nice body.

Ashley(: is the best person in the world. I just absolutely love her to death. Ashley(: is great.

by sexy!(: June 28, 2011

ashley

the most beautiful and gorgeous girl i have ever met, she is nice kind and caring but is often flirty

wow ashley's so sweet

by jonny fitsgibbonss November 23, 2011

Satan's Asshole

Slang term for the DMV or Department of Motor Vehicles. This is a place where one would spend a minumum of two hours, at least in New York, if that person gets there as soon as it opens.

Friend 1: Where have you been all day?
Frined 2: I've been stuck at Satan's Asshole for three and a half hours.

by MrStuddly August 6, 2011

ashley

Smartest girl. An Ashley is someone who is tough, alluring, intelligent, creative, and snarky. She stays serene through good and bad times.

Did you hear what grade Ashley got? She's going into AP math.

by Lilith Rose Maleficent May 25, 2016

Ashlee

She's a savage

Ashlee is such a savage

by Hehwoeiqoqjekeheyyebe November 30, 2016