assassinutted

The act of ejaculating on another person while they are completely and totally unaware.

I totally assassinutted all over my girl last night. She was so mad.

by Swavy mate September 10, 2015

assassinaction

The act of killing something by doing nothing at all to save its life.

I am guilty of killing all my house plants by assassinaction.

by Bophiuchus July 7, 2021

Assassinylo

An attractive man with a deep voice who kills for money. Often known to be based.

Omg, I just met an Assassinylo at the mall today!

by SonicElectro April 20, 2023

Skype Assassination

Joining a friend's (Or enemy's) group Skype call, just to burn and humiliate them, then leaving.

Guy1: So what did you do last night?
Guy2: Oh I just did a Skype Assassination on Joe.
Guy1: Lol what did you say?
Guy2: I told everyone that Joe used to piss himself till he was 15.
Guy1: Dude that is harsh but hilarious.

by Some_Guy_Called_Monti May 8, 2015

Assessinate

(v.) To analyse something to death; to assess or debate something beyond rationality until the only possible reaction is to drop it and let it lie. To assess an issue, situation or decision so long and hard that it loses all meaning, perspective or interest; to scrutinize a person beyond reason such that the assessor and/or assessed loses interest or the will to live.

conj. assessinat -es; -ing; -ed. See also Assessination.

(1) Britney Spears was was assessinated by the popular media. (2) Sandra had been single for five years; she tended to assessinate men. (3) Tom assessinated his choice of university degree subject and took a gap year instead.

by SimpleCreature May 19, 2010

assgassination

When your using a public loo for a poo and someone goes into the cubicle next to you and does a really nasty loud smelly shit that is so offensive it makes you feel really unwell

I was in the shitters at the metro nipping one off when this guy went in the next cubicle and really dropped his guts, it was loud, splaterry and it stunk, I think it was an assgassination attempt!

by Big Jack's Bollocks June 14, 2018

assassinatin'

(v) when somebody does something in fine execution or very well. Generally used in reference to jokes, fashion or dancing.

1. Wow, John practically has people falling out of their seats with his stand up routine tonight. He's assassinatin'.
2. Dang, shawty came correct today. She assassinatin' in that dress.
3. Matt was assassinatin' with that krumpin he was doin' at Kate's sweet 16. I think she was jealous of his performance.

by Kah-Toh February 11, 2009