False Alarm

While sexing a woman doggy style, you spit on her back and tell her you came, and when she turns around you bust a nut in her face.

I pulled a false alarm on this bitch and she's blind to this day!

by K-Pop April 30, 2007

strawberry alarm clock

when you wake someone up by slapping your penis on their cheek or forehead, causing a strawberry looking welt.

I woke her ass up with a strawberry alarm clock

by a11mikea11 January 6, 2011

mexican alarm clock

To fart in ones face to wake them from a sleep.

Dude last night my wife fell asleep watching the move, so I woke her up with the old "Mexican Alarm Clock"

by Drop Dizzle February 5, 2007

tiajauna alarm clock

the act of getting hit in the genitalia with a bottle of tequila to wake you up

jack gave stan a tiajauna alarm clock for honakkuah

muhum

by hdmq December 11, 2015

Fire alarm

A very annoying piece of shit that allows you to go nuts

Fire alarm nutttttts

by NASADUDE13 November 25, 2019

fart alarm

a fart alarm is described as person who is small in height and will typically be the first one to smell a fart because they are in closer proximity to someone's buttocks

"I'm dating this new guy, but he's a total fart alarm."

by Holdav May 5, 2021

Arden Alarm Clock

The act of ejaculating into one's hand then slapping someone who is asleep with said hand. Particularily effective for its two-fold effect of confusion and anger on impact, then realization and horror of having cum on your face.

When Tuesday dropped the Arden Alarm Clock on Clint, Clint recalled with a hearty smile the daily remembrance of waking with a yellow, crusted cheek.

by RubyTuesday July 16, 2008