Urban Shocker

Urban James Shocker has one of the greatest names of all time. He was born Urbain Jacques Shockcor

Urban Shocker was a great pitcher in his prime and one of the 17 major league pitchers permitted to throw the spitball after it was outlawed following the 1920 season. A congenital heart condition caused an untimely death at age 37.

Urban Shocker's name is kick ass... and I heard he throws a bad ass spitball

by Shockcor November 19, 2006

Urban Cougar

An older woman, typically early thirties to mid-forties, who has abandoned traditional rules of romantic engagement and taken as her mission the seduction of as many game young men as she can possibly handle.

"Some Urban Cougar with a boob job tried to buy me a drink last night."

by briany smurf August 29, 2005

Urban Dicktease

When you submit an awesome word to Urban Dictionary and it gets rejected for no apparent reason.

Man, I thought our definition for Scripple was a sure-thing, but I got Urban Dickteased!

by dstyguy December 30, 2011

Urban dictionary

The place people go when their life has no meaning anymore and you look up what a noose is.

Does urban dictionary actually have real people decide if these can go up???

by F to the fricken MA April 19, 2017

urban exploration

The act or pastime of exploring abandoned (and often derelict) structures, in order to gain an appreciation of urban decay, and to personally experience asbestosis.

"My man Drex did an urban exploration of the power station and posted some cool pics on his blog! Anyway, he's dead now."

by Urban Keith July 3, 2019

urban loaf

Feces, shit or poop found in an urban enviroment such as a street, sidewalk, parking lot etc. The 'urban loaf' is usually of human origin but can also be of animal origin depending on the size of the feces.

Tim was so drunk coming home from the bar that he couldn't wait to find a toilet and took an 'urban loaf' right there on the sidewalk.

by Christopher Nelson November 6, 2006

Urban Trustafarian

A rich white person who lives on trust funds from mummy and daddy but pretends to be are poor. They subscribe to a fake hippie lifestyle, kitted out in designer boho chic, eating expensive organic food, pretending to be anti-establishment and generally moping around thinking they alternative and above everyone else. They sometimes claim to work in media, but sit around all day drinking overpriced fairtrade coffee pretending to be intellectual or ironic. In cities like London, they tend to frequent areas like Hoxton, Shoreditch & Dalston. Most will eventually end up working for capitalist instituitons, the establishment or for mummy and daddy.

They are related to the Bourgeois Bohemian Bobo and the Shoreditch Twat / Hoxton Twat

Tarquin was a professional "Urban Trustafarian". He went on the anti-bank march, even though his dad was a CEO at a major financial institution. He fitted into the clique quite well with his Vice magazine chic, designer beard, tweeting regularly on his iphone 4 whilst playing the djembe really badly.

by colonel tom parker July 1, 2011