Crack Magician

A Magician who is under the influence of crack cocaine and believes he can do many different things.
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A really lame magician at a children's party.

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A common insult.

*In a crack den in south london*
Uhhhh that crack was good! Now watch me disperse into the mist!

Man that guy is a crack magician!

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*At a Childrens party*
Tah daaaa! The ring is now GONE! :D

*Parents after*
That was rubbish! I could see the ring on the floor behind him!

Yeah he was a crack magician.

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*in the playground*

IM soo cool :D !!!
No you aint you crack magician!

by Garlickson October 25, 2009

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Mid-western crack whore

Frank Canfield

Don’t be a mid-western crack whore

by DyldoSchmo September 12, 2020

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Crack my gait

Walking away from someone who’s staring at your ass while your shorts are riding high

I like to crack my gait to get noticed

by Kent the rowdy March 01, 2024

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Dih to yo crack

A phrase often said before asking someone to perform a hard task that tests their knowledge of what they're a fan of, usually said online accompanied by a picture of a crying man of African-American descent.

"Dih to yo crack name 3 GloRilla songs"
"Jus' slip it in gng."

by Kkkiiirrrbbbyyy January 26, 2025

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Crack open a cold one with the boys

The simple practice of the art of necrophilia with your bestest of friends. Typically performed in a Catholic Cemetery between the hours of 1am to 3am.

Hey Juan,
Wanna go crack open a cold one with the boys down at the cemetery on Garfield Street?

by Pedro K Hasseem March 25, 2022

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