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Wesley C.

A Wesley C. is important within the NEW definition of the Picard.

A Wesley C. does not have or never had sexual intercourse on or in or under the Enterprise.

The Picard is a single, tiny piece of grain which wandered the intestines of the body and came out undamaged along with digested food out of an asshole.
The more it is the Picard the more it is on top of the shit.

If a Picard is only more than 50% on the side of an object which is shit it is not called a Picard.

Definition within:
If it is within the shit it is probably a Wesley C.. A Wesley C. has not to be discovered. It has not to be put on top of the shit.
Also its very existence has the state of Schroedingers Cat. If someone discovers a Wesley C., it is not a Wesley C. anymore from that point in time.
The definition changes to "exposed Klingon warbird". A Wesley C. does not move.

If it was moved it is also one special attribute of a Wesley C.
A Wesley C. moves when someone has the will that it moves. It does not move on its own.

If a shit somehow appears in a shape like that of a snake and is somehow pointing to real grain or the stars with its head it is called a R-usher.
A "R-usher" is an inverted Wesley C. and therefore a negative of it. It is dark as the nightsky with stars. Not really dark as black.
The two states of the Wesley C. turn to the two possible connections of a R-usher which are grain or the stars or both.
A R-Usher is something which moves or has dynamic shape.
"There could be a Wesley C. inside of every result from the intestines of the Picard which looks like a soft brown boat on a river."
Wrong example: "A Wesley C. could be in everyone who ate a lot."
Correction: " A Wesley C. had to have his coming-out in the series."
by Aeneodarb December 5, 2021
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C. Ramsey

The act of where a male or female is about to take a dump on your chest but you change your mind last minute and poke it back into their anus with your finger.
Dude, I had a lucky escape last night my girl was about to curl one out on me but I saved it with a C. Ramsey.

My man.
by SMA HAHAHA February 12, 2023
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Keegan C. Ball

Keegan C. Ball is a specialist in the art of the griddy. Keegan was born somewhere on a day in a year between now and then and he has take this time to perfect his art and will continue to do so till his last breath. Keegan C. Ball is truly a man of the future and is working to make the world a better place every day with his alpha male attitude that he uses on the daily to sweep the competitive field of big 2. Keegan C. Ball is also known for losing money in the recent 2024 super bowl but he did in fact get the Gatorade colour correct. What a legend.
Person 1: Keegan C. Ball just stole my bitch
Person 2: Are you surprised?
Person 1: no.
by MrMeseek April 7, 2024
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The 3 c's of civilization

The 3 c's of civilization are needed for a healthy society.
by Sexydimma June 12, 2021
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C&J

When your cock is particularly smelly and your partner uses jam to mask your man meat musk.
Man: BJ?
Woman: eww your gross
Man *inserts junk in jam* how bout now?
Woman: I love C&J!!
by BonerJam2069 March 20, 2019
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a c*t

a lying ass bitch. someone who can’t tell two sides of the story.
you’re being so annoying and dramatic, you’re such a c*t!”
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Albert Jackson C.

Its an Albert Jackson C.! He must be chasing the chubbsters.
by AlbertMichealGrantTyler March 14, 2019
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