The Tech Guy

Almost as mysterious as his owner, the tech guy is a cyber mastermind who uses his skills exclusively to assist The Shit in populating Colchester and lower parts of Ipswich with potent drugs and research chemicals.

Drug Noob: Where do you get all this fire shit nigga?
The Shit: The Tech Guy hooks me up.

The Tech Guy by buffapacheprime August 16, 2023

The TF2 Effect 

Any game that remotely is similar to TF2 (has it's name, similar in playstyle, parody) will eventually be dropped by the developers of it and will then focus on other projects because it is a "dead game". Although at times it clearly isn't and the developers just want to forget about it.

Person 1: "Hey want to play Team Fortress?"

Person 2: "It's dead."

Person 1: "Okay, what about Team Fortress 2?"

Person 2: "It's kinda dead?"

Person 1: "Well what about Titanfall?"

Person 2: "dead."

Person 1: "TITANFALL 2??!"

Person 2: "Dead as hell."

Person 1: "Typical Colors 2?? Parody of TF2 but on roblox?"

Person 2: "Must I repeat myself?"

Person 1: "HOW?!!?!!??!"

Person 2: "The TF2 Effect."

The TF2 Effect by helloiaminsane November 8, 2023

flush the tubes 

To perform an action that improves the speed of your internet connection.

Normally this refers to removing something that was previously slowing your connection down.

Guy1: The internet connection is running really slow. we need to flush the tubes.
Guy2: I'll just go reset the router.

Guy1: Did you hear about the power cut earlier?
Guy2: Yeah the internet is running way fast, everyone on the streets torrent downloading must have been stopped when the power cut.
Guy1: I guess the power cut flushed the tubes.

flush the tubes by TSHost April 4, 2008

earned the tag 

Situation that drivers encounter when some a-hole in the other car makes a dumb manuever. Then you notice their handicap license plate. It becomes evident that they "earned the tag"

ME: "YOu won't beleive what happened on they way home. I was on the highway and this jerk off enterered the road without merging. After I slammed on the brakes to avoid hitting someone who truly deserved it did I notice the handicap tag."
You: "Yeah, they must've earned the tag... what are you gonna do?"

earned the tag by Keggeroo September 25, 2008

buff the team

to have someone suck you and your friends dicks.

Ayo buff the team.

buff the team by ewick44 January 19, 2009

Stroking the Therapy Chicken

To masturbate

Ever since Bobby hit puberty we can’t get him out of the bathroom, he spends all day in there stroking the therapy chicken.

Stroking the Therapy Chicken by NeelaRasgotra August 8, 2009

dump the truck 

phrase used before the grand finale, the last attempt at something. generally only used to denote an upcoming epic or explosive event. it has particular significance related to the final, most explosive run of a show in marching band

Band director: Dump the Truck!

dump the truck by deej1138 October 12, 2009