spreets

A condition where liquefied faecal matter is expelled violently from the anus.

Dude, I totally had the spreets after that rancid curry.
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Guy 1: How's your woman going?
Guy 2: Good! Last night she was rimming me and I spreeted all over her face. She loved it!

by MajorSpreets March 4, 2011

STRETCH ARMSTRONG

To jerk off, to masturbate.

I'm just going to go in the bedroom and stretch armstrong.

by Karl Steiger January 31, 2004

stretched

to get checked/stopped by five-o while walkin OR kickin it outside da store or coney island somewhere

MARi00: MAN WHERE DA FUK WAS Y0U.?

JAC0B: MANNN. .iWAS 0N MY WAY tiLL DA P0LiCE CAM3. DAWG, tell me why DEY STRETCH3D M3, JUAN AND BIG.!!

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LANAY: WHERE WAS JACOB.??

TJ: I HEARD OL DUDE GOT STRETCHED

by P00Hb3zDAtB33TcH July 6, 2009

Screetch

cheap wine; in reference to the noise one could make upon drinking too much cheap wine

"Bring some screetch to the pawtay, por favor. The girls gonna need it."

by David Pearson June 11, 2006

streel

These sexual activities include but are not limited to: passionate kissing, manual stimulation of genitalia and/or breasts in the case of a female; oral stimulation of these parts; sexual intercourse.

by MOP October 13, 2003

Streetbox

A female who walks the street for money. Sells her "private box" on the streets for money.

Look at that streetbox walking down there....damn she's fine

by BZ Beck January 13, 2010

Streetles

Like sandals, except never used to walk on sand. Purely used on the street.

Robert: Yo mark, those are some nice sandals.

Mark: Robert, these are streetles. These things don't touch sand.

by HeyDuder July 20, 2010