super straight

dumb

what you should do if youre ever unfortunate enough to meet one
idiot: im super straight
you: EW *spits on them*

by hanakosbestiee March 12, 2021

super straight

the ''super straight'' people are the worst kind of boys, these boys are from ''THE BOYZZZ'' group, they like trump, they play fortnite and theyre racist

person 1: im super straight person 2: *blocks person 1*

by anonymous March 13, 2021

dead straight

If you’re being dead straight your being straight up and deadass about what your saying or doing ; you’re being for real about what you say

Amy: aye you fr not giving me money

Luke: I dead straight don’t have money on me rn

by istartedthiswordenjoyit January 16, 2021

Annual Straight Day - 1st Feburary

seeming as there is a month for gay people we might as well notice straight people. hey did u know 67.8% of people that are straight commit suicide because they feel left out, so this is a day to purely not single them out.

kid1. hey, do u know it's the annual straight day - 1st feburary
kid2. omg i didnt know

by SW4GMASTER January 17, 2021

Super straight

When you are only attracted to people born of the opposite gender. Another name can be PRETTY FUCKING STUPID.

Thomas: Would you date a trans guy?
David: No dude im super straight.
Thomas: Oh so you’re a retard?

by Narquil da boy March 14, 2021

Aquinas straight

A man who is only attracted to women would make good wives and mothers and only into relations which will conform to the Natural Law.

Casual sex, contraception, oral, and anything else that got a particular town or two wiped off the face of the Earth in the Old Testament, are all offensive to Aquinas straight people and their sexual orientation.

I've been confused lately, labeling myself as "Super Straight," which is really childish and offensive to me. I am not "Super Straight". I am Aquinas Straight.

by matkap March 15, 2021

super straight

a transphobe who is not a part of the LGBTQ+ because it is not a sexuality its a preferance.

person: im super straight

person2: no you are just a transphobe

by personhi March 15, 2021