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Paularity Shift

Shifting back and fourth fourth between options, being heavily indecisive.. like a certain someone.
Ugh, we're stuck in another Paularity Shift—where every decision oscillates back and forth so hard, it's like watching a seesaw in a hurricane. Just pick something already, Paul!
by Jimmerbob December 16, 2024
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Paul Huard

The best History/ English teacher a person could ever have
by anonymous December 17, 2024
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Paul Wetzel

Ewww it fucking stinks aka Paul Wetzel
by Bill Kelly January 17, 2025
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Paul

Calling someone a Paul is to call them an oddball. Someone who may not realise how odd they are but takes delight in obscure, perverted and sometimes pedophilic comments and stares. A paul may ruin a holiday getaway, not ruin but it sure leaves a sour taste ay. Larissa's dont get along with Paul's, and Dylan's don't either. best to keep Paul inside, away from the family and away from the internet
that trip was great but if i see 'paul' on the plane im going to flip my shit!
by brizla-j2dvz January 24, 2025
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Paul "Ant-Man" Rudd: The Divine Juvenile Release

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Paul "Ant-Man" Rudd: The Divine Juvenile Release
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 30, 2025
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Paul-john

Paul-john is a real special type of man, nothing like the shy, quiet, reserved guy you first meet, he's the extremely intelligent, outspoken, unfiltered sexy kind of weird that keeps you locked in wanting more, paul-john is way more intelligent than any Paul or John put together and has wicked sex appeal that he himself is oblivious to but your minge is not, you need something fixed, call Paul-john, stand back, watch and learn, feeling down, call Paul-john, he's all ears and cuddles, you need advice, call Paul-john but don't dare question, second guess or ignore cause Paul-john's are in high demand yet few and far between because if you are ever lucky enough to have a Paul-john experience, where golden sun rays shine from your complete inside out, you no longer walk, you now float effortlessly and it's as if you two are the only people left on earth, then you my blessed princess are loved by a Paul-john, which is the truest most completely unbreakable forever love one could ever wish for and that's why everyone wants a Paul-john and no-one let's go of their Paul-john.
"OMG I finally met a Paul-john, I will do anything for a Paul-john experience".

"Look at that woman floating on air and shining like the sun, she's definitely loved by a Paul-john".

"I can't get it to work, better call Paul-john, he'll know what to do".
by Whowhoknows75 February 25, 2026
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Paulafied

Over-exaggeration of information
Bro they paulafied the announcement we didn’t lose by 100 points
by I’m feelin a little 67 March 20, 2026
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