Jamaican blue Mountain

A expensive ass coffee that the beans come out of monkey shit. Crazy ass monkeys get there shit picked through for coffe beans.

Man this Jamaican blue Mountain coffee smells like monkey ass.

by Bsy420 March 12, 2018

Burn a mountain

To pursue your art despite all the odds.

- Painting can be a real struggle, huh?
- Not for her. She burned a mountain and now her work is in MoMA.

- It’s not possible. You won’t finish writing your novel by tomorrow.
- I’ll burn a mountain and it will be ready by the morning.

by ankabara January 12, 2019

Lopin' the Mounty

Canadian form of self pleasure

I understand you have been using the employee restroom for Lopin' the Mounty, eh.

by Brandon Byars June 19, 2019

the haunted mountains

A woman’s breasts

Elizabeth: Jane! I’m starting to get the haunted Jane: mountains? What’s that Elizabeth?
Elizabeth: My breasts, they’re finally developing.
Jane: Lol, why are you calling them the haunted mountains?
Elizabeth: I don’t know tbh... that what my mom calls them, lol. But... she’s kind of stuck in the 50’s

by H Heroine woman August 24, 2019

Welcome to Fudge Mountain

The line you mutter after walking out of a Poopy Fortress

*walks out of poopy fortress* *says happily: "Welcome to Fudge Mountain!"*

by Gunther Benson November 3, 2019

Lotta’s mountain

Lotta’s mountain is a beautiful mountain the prettiest you’ll ever see but you shall not enter it, if you do you’ll most likely regret your decision😌😌

Look that is lotta’s mountain

by Mountain132 July 22, 2020

bro-back mountain

When a homosexual man attempts to turn his unsuspecting bros while camping in the mountains

I didnt realize one of my bros was gay until we went camping and he got all bro-back mountain on my ass.

by Thompison333 February 26, 2021