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michael watson

a guy who pulls chodes in clubs with his bezzer ben shippy, ben shippy is a fucking stud though
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Michael Magz

This term signifies extreme bitterness, often exhibited in unpredictable behavior, including suddenly speaking negatively about others despite previous friendly interactions
Watch out for John, he can be a real Michael Magz sometimes, turning on his friends without warning
by Inini February 27, 2024
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Jorge Michael

The fetus that lives in a Jar of the 2nd floor Science Laboratory of the institution Sion. He did not lived enough to develop consciousness but he did lived enough to develop a micro-penis.
What profession do you think he would had been?.
(stranger) : ew! what is that groos thing over there?
(x) : thats Jorge Michael, you can also call it Yorch Maikol
by Sigys November 22, 2021
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Michael

Guy: Man! Who is that who never talks?
Guy 2: Thats Michael, for sure.
by cheems1 March 7, 2022
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Michael Carey

To ejaculate on your beard, let it dry, shake it off your beard then snort it.
Joe just Michael Carey himself but we think he’ll be alright.
by Why$$ September 12, 2020
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Michael Weathers

True fact: as of 2017, people named Michael had about 13% of their general population who’d turned out to be gay.

Now please remember, in today’s society, let’s just play it safe and be fully respectful towards these groups of people by not going over the details.
GENERAL AGE: The name Michael became commonly used 50 years ago; everyone began to love the name Michael so it got to be a huge name & before ppl knew how much it was being overused due to the technological communications which we have and they didnt. (Aka Texting services, social media, video games, etc.) as the name grew in popularity, people look for other names, because naming a child the name of your sister or brother is just awkward.

Michael;
Funny af all the time for
His absolute randomness.
But he’s on the down low alot

Of the times anyways, In his thoughts
He’s fully convinced that he is gay
due to social standards, he tries
His hardest to NOT be gay,

Because at the time
Being gay

Was

Frowned
Upon, so he

Hides his sexual
Pleasures in hopes

Hed find a woman he
Loves from the bottom of

His heart, & just won’t admit
That the one who is perfect for
Him is his best MALE friend However
To all you Michaels out there, the society
Which we live in today, we are more
Open now, feel free to come out
Michael. Use the code name
“Michael Weathers”,

not
A name to
Discriminate

Against, so we
Are simply using

This name as an example.
Hi, I’m a michael weathers. I’m gay.
by Waitwho? June 17, 2018
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Michael Jordan

🐐
Lebron: IM THE GOAT!!
Michael Jordan: 6-0
Lebron: ... (4-6)
by dinoisverypog April 29, 2023
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