bouncy dead dog

a dead dog that started bouncing after it died

Somebody: Did you hear about Carl's bouncy dead dog?

Somebody else: No, was his dead dog really bouncing?

by Mrs. Doggy August 22, 2022

Dead

A person who keeps waiting for people to wise up and realize program means domestic terrorism, and it it don't make sense then your being had. Not Dan or techno savvy Aron.

I am literally Dead because that stupid sum bitch don' t get the message.

by Jedsall August 30, 2022

Dead Cheeks

So serious you put it on the turd cutter

“Bro I’m dead cheeks rn I pipes that 10 over there”

by homelessbozo August 31, 2022

Dead Weight

Lucas Galway, Lord Inquisitor, and Captain of the Guards, one of the main characters from Candy Klobbing Chronicles D&D campaign.

,,Oh for fuck's sake captain...''

,,Come on everyone, we need to help our Captain before he get's himself killed!'' -Triboulet, Mage of the group
,,LUCAS GO, YOURE JUST A DEAD WEIGHT!'' -Player referencing Lucas

by $0u\\3$$ September 4, 2022

National dead ass queen day

A day where we mock the death of queen Elizabeth ll.

“AYO! It’s national dead ass Queen day! FUCK THAT RACIST BITCH.”

by FAWKQUEENELIZABETHONGOD September 10, 2022

dead

what i wish all homestuck readers were

Person 1: karkalicious definition mkaes terezi loco
Person 2: i wish u were dead you fatherless, toenail-suckling butt baby

by scwumbler September 17, 2022

Drop Dead Aiight

(Basically another word for ugly of fugly)
When a person who isn’t all that tries to talk about you or someone else and LITERALLY HAS NO ROOM TO TALK ABOUT ANYBODY‼️

Saying only pretty women can hang out with you when you are drop dead aiight looking AT BEST is something

by Beforrealwithyourself September 21, 2022