When you shove a corn flake so far up your rectal cavity that it shreds the inside and leads to internal bleeding
Bro 1: Hey bro have you heard of the birds and the corn flake?
Bro 2: No, can you teach me?
Bro 1: what the fuck is wrong with you!?
Bro 2: No, can you teach me?
Bro 1: what the fuck is wrong with you!?
by Xerts March 14, 2022

by Coolguy865162926371 August 6, 2018

In the context of air hockey, specifically a well-worn game of air hockey that may be found in a local tavern, a "dirty bird" happens when your opposing team scores three goals in quick succession in a row. The use of the term "dirty bird" would be especially appropriate when the team happens to score three goals through a small-but-exploitable gap in the left side of the goalie net. The term "dirty bird" is said gruffly, never sweetly.
In fact, if you know someone who complains a lot under their breath, partly hoping to be heard and not be heard, then that is the voice you can use when you say "dirty bird."
You can also say something is a "dirty bird" whenever something less than desirable happens.
In fact, if you know someone who complains a lot under their breath, partly hoping to be heard and not be heard, then that is the voice you can use when you say "dirty bird."
You can also say something is a "dirty bird" whenever something less than desirable happens.
Example 1
Person 1: Hey, you just scored three goals very quickly in a row using similar techniques that exploit a gap in my goalie!
Person 2: I did. That's called skill.
Person 1: (Mutteringly) That's a dirty bird.
Example 2
Person 1: I ordered a sandwich, but they gave me soup instead.
Person 2: Oooh, that's a dirty bird.
Person 1: Hey, you just scored three goals very quickly in a row using similar techniques that exploit a gap in my goalie!
Person 2: I did. That's called skill.
Person 1: (Mutteringly) That's a dirty bird.
Example 2
Person 1: I ordered a sandwich, but they gave me soup instead.
Person 2: Oooh, that's a dirty bird.
by superunknown-mpls August 11, 2023

Jamalaterisparallelagramcatographis: what's that?
Greg: Bird
Jamalaterisparallelagramcatographis: God damn he be flying
Greg: Bird
Jamalaterisparallelagramcatographis: God damn he be flying
by The whippus April 15, 2021

Avery bird is a gooning sigma, he might need to jelq, but he will 3D print a machine to do it for him.
by Sigma_gooner69 May 18, 2024

Dude, I was so drunk last night I thought I regurgiburped but actually I was baby birded by a ladyboy on Silom Soi 4.
by Bkk4 January 1, 2020
