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You're probably the boredest person on earth.
Jim: Hey John! I just signed up on Youtube and I chose poop 69 for my username.
John: -_-
by Tristan reads the dictionary February 1, 2022
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Poop edging

When you need to take a poop but hold it in even if a bathroom is nearby. Because you don't feel like leaving what you're doing or don't feel like going to the restroom for an extended amount of time, there is a sensation similar to edging a penis where you initiate the first stages of pooping but don't move on the later and final steps. It's like procrastinating using the restroom for pleasure.
Bob: "Do you need to use the restroom?"
Hank: "In a little bit, I'm poop edging rn"
by Y0l0sw4g4ch33zus March 31, 2022
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pooped duck

something that is broken, inaccurate, unjust, untruthful, or bogus; on the internet- a bogus link or pop-up add; spam
"I didn't have sex with him! Even if I did, it was an accident."

"Well that's a pooped duck if I ever heard one!"
by Iwantahaveurbaby March 17, 2003
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boop poop

by Bob Pony February 7, 2021
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Poop frog

Hey Poop frog you’re gay

NO I HATE GAY PEOPLE
by Saggy sage May 6, 2021
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pp poop

pp poop
by poopman68 June 2, 2021
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Morning Poop

Everyone does it. Wake up early in the morning and take some of the biggest shits you've ever seen.

Where else is the 12 hours of sewage gonna go?
"Every morning when I wake up, I feel obliged to take a shit every morning, or else my day just doesn'the feel right."

"It's called a morning poop, Joe. Get it right."
by A price of shit October 20, 2019
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