Two-step nigga

A person who deceives others into thinking they’re somebody they’re not.

Ayo Reggie, you see that two-step nigga Clyde talkin about getting the bitches?

by Jdog333 October 6, 2020

Two Stall Rule

Also know as the "urinal rule". When someone is using a stall in a men's bathroom, the next person to come in must use a urinal at least two stalls down.

Hey Billy, try not to invade my personal space in the bathroom next time. Make sure to follow the Two Stall Rule.

by yayy1212 October 15, 2020

Honey this mirror isn't big enough for the two of us

A song about sucking dick for cocaine.

Man, I really love the song Honey this mirror isn't big enough for the two of us on the first studio album from the American rockband my chemical romance.

by bbbasic October 18, 2020

Two-finger bracing

A classic move for a night filled with xanax and natty light when the male is no longer impressed with his one night stand. He takes two fingers, places them alongside his semi-erect penis, and braces for impact alongside the vaginal wall.

I found a webkinz stuffed animal while he was two-finger bracing me in his Jeep Wrangler.

by pandakeith April 19, 2018

Two cuhs (daddies)

Two young men that the women call daddy. The type of people to chill at bdubs or a kingdom for their whole lives. Women often are drawn over by how daddy they look. Cuhs like to drink trumoo while fighting in the octagon.

Girl 1"Dayummm girl it's the two cuhs (daddies)."
Girl 2 "let's go try to suck their cranks"
Girl 1 "cuhs, can we suck your cranks?"
Cuh 1 "maybe, but I got some more important things in my life."
Girl 2 "like what?"
Cuh 2 "ladies, we got trumoo, bdubs and 17 hoes waiting at the kingdom. That's your cue to go suck a different crank cuz ours are off limits."

by Barry McCockiner-Mouth September 14, 2017

two guys and a couch

Two guys who arent gay but blow eachother while doing a podcast on the couch

Thomas and Pete were two guys and a couch doing a podcast

by Stephchiohey October 1, 2017

Two-Ball Walk

1. Getting hit in the testicles by a baseball, typically as the batter during a baseball game.
2. The walk after such a play, if a walk occurred.

1. Johnny had a bad throw and gave Tom a two-ball walk.
2. Dominic took a two-ball walk on the third inning today. He said he's fine, though.

by 8res September 21, 2017