nummber two

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go nummber two bob,go nummber two!!!
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One Two may whether

When you make your v6 mustang into a twin turbo coyote mustang
I just threw a little one two may whether at er
by Man mustang January 08, 2021
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Bitchy two chus

A person who is always nice in your dreams, but a fucking bitch in real life
She so nice but she's just a fucking Bitchy two chus
by Annieovoca January 14, 2021
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Two in the Toaster

Two=2 fingers
Toaster=the crack of one's arse

Therefore, Two in the Toaster means inserting 2 fingers, usually the index and middle fingers together, up someone's arse... Visualize the cheeks as the sides of the toaster and the crack is the slot where the toast goes....
For example, take these two fellers: Lance prefers to be the puppet master and Jasper likes to be the puppet..... The puppet master controls the puppet via inserting Two in the Toaster.... In other words, it's a way the dominant one controls the submissive one....whether it's the dominant feller in a homosexual relationship, or it's "The Man", IE-the gov't sticking it to the people.....
by sqwibly1 January 20, 2012
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Two Knuckle Shuffle

When you use your index and middle fingers knuckles (proximal interphalangeal joint) to rub a woman’s clitoris in a side to side motion.
John: So, did you and Angie have any fun last night?
Gave: yeah, she really loved it when I gave her the oletwo knuckle shuffle
by ElevenToesJohn April 05, 2023
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St Vincents two way

The St. Vincents two way is when you are having vaginal intercourse with a hermaphrodite while simultaneously masturbating the penis of the hermaphrodite.
"I gave my girlfriend the old St Vincents two way"
by Albert Pennyworth August 08, 2022
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