Two Dead Turtles

Something someone will never understand with a couple.

Hey you ever heard of two dead turtles?
No what is it?
I guess you will never know.

by -nuthin June 18, 2025

two bop

A girl who can “do both.” loves rap music and sports.

Hey man your girl likes sports?

yeah man she’s a two bop

by it’s geevin April 23, 2018

Geographic two-man

When you and a friend have sex with your respective partners in a 100 meter radius.

Grace and Chip pulled off the geographic two-man at Pablo’s last night!

by Tim Buckanowski February 22, 2025

two pretty best friends

Lee Jooyoung and IU

Two pretty best friends will probably star in WL together

by montiny1117 May 28, 2022

two finger combination

Induce vomiting with two fingers in the throat.

Guy: After every meal, all models are making a two finger combination to stay in a skinny shape

by industs May 30, 2014

two man duck duck goose

An obscure but quite common way to subtly tell your friend you want to engage in some homoerotic activities.

"Hey dude, you wanna come over and play some two man duck duck goose?"

by captain quacker June 30, 2017

two hundred percent

Sounds like something that would make a guy's head explode if he tried to do it long enough.

The athlete was always at two hundred percent, and thought he would never in twenty years or so, rowdy down. One day the people that always knew he was a lame would find out how he really was when nobody was looking.

by The Original Agahnim November 6, 2021