slow as fuck

when some fucking thing or some mother fucker can't move, learn or operate to the desired speed

this computer is slow as fuck it won't load the next screeen fast enough. We taught that to John 4 times now, he is slow as fuck.

by GDAngel September 16, 2013

fuck a butch

this is what you say after your girl friend leaves you for an ugly ass manly like female known as a butch.

fuck a butch!

by rabid lycan November 14, 2011

Sweet Fuck!

1. Equivalent to expressions such as "God damn!" or "oh my God!".

Used at a time when something awesome or unbelieveble happens.

*Old man Bubba rams into the back of skater Bob's car*
Skater Bob: sweet fuck!
*Old man Bubba gets out of his car*
Old man Bubba: Sweet fuck!
*crowd gathers around the accident site*
Crowd (in unison): sweet fuck!

by DrZsaysImSpecial July 26, 2005

flirt-fucking

Flirting obnoxiously while fully clothed without any form of sexual activities.

Will you two please stop flirt-fucking on the couch in front of everyone?

by Patty-Cakes 21 December 7, 2009

fuck flap

The mysterious loose appendage of skin on the female's vaginee.

'Holly's fuck flap gave me a rash during intercourse last night. She enrages me. Holly is a dick slap.'

by G-man From Mish September 4, 2008

Fuck buddy

A situation where one person is in love and the other person is not, but the person in love pretends to be happy with only sex and gets angrier and angrier and sadder and sadder.

Tim won't even hold hands with me walking back to his place I hate that he thinks I'm his fuck buddy.

by Cristalle5 January 4, 2019

Food Fucked

When you go to places that usually serve good food and you get served crappy food with crappy service. Then you decide to go to krispy kreme and it turns out they dont have original glazzed.

Danny: Dude those burgers sucked and the fries were hard as fk.
NIck: Yeah dude..... lets go to krispy kreme.
20 min of driving later at krispy kreme
Danny: Dudue they Dont Have ORIGINAL GLAZZED WTF!!!!!
NIck: Dude WE GOT FOOD FUCKED TONIGHT.

by nick and djr November 14, 2011