Donkey Eating Figs

A term used to describe a unbelievably funny moment that would cause you to die from laughing.

Man 1: *tells a hilarious joke*
Man 2: HAHAHAHA Donkey Eating Figs bro
Man 1: *Fucking dies*

by Cryphippus December 27, 2024

donk heater

Whenever a bad player is playing poker and they win a whole bunch by sucking out over and over

luckysuits is on a donk heater.

by jbhntr December 29, 2024

donkayla

Hard-headed female. The sexiest, amazing heart warming, heart willing, thick.

Donkayla is very cute

by Donkayla December 29, 2024

Donk

Donk is a slang word used by miamians to describe a 1971 to 1976 Chevrolet impala or caprice convertible or hardtop 2door or 4door

Outsider: damn look at that crown Vic donk on big wheels gang

Miamian: that ain’t no donk just cause it got big wheels bro

by Dade305FL January 4, 2025

Donkey Show

Where Democrat politicians display their grasp of reality when interviewing aspirants.

The applicant wondered wether to wear her medals to the Donkey Show on Capitol Hill later that week or not.

by Maggie T February 20, 2025

Donk pegging

The act of Pegging someone called Dave

From the way he walks I think he has been donk pegging

by Endorium April 14, 2025

Donkey/Donk

Donkey is used to define something or an action that is “cool”, it is often used to praise things or actions. Donk is essentially the same thing but more commonly used to refer to an individual or a group of individuals rather than a thing or action.

Isaiah: Where was you at?

Amari: We just slid all through they shit! I brought the Donks wit’ me, Zaire got it crackin’ wit’ fully that bitch was Donkey!

(Donkey/Donk)

by young niggа January 31, 2026