Crack Story

like the term crack ship, it's relating to something that is nonsensical/ridiculous/crazy, in this case a story.

"is this going to be a crack story?"

by Mariocheatsonhiswife November 26, 2023

crack

Indian English slang for someone who's totally crazy, mental or eccentric.

Probably a shortened version of "crackpot".

Don't talk to him, he's crack.

by shree711 September 9, 2020

crack heading

giving all your attention to an outside source of entertainment. Also the act of prolonging virginity, because you aint gettin laid

John: yo wanna grab a slice at ray's

Mike: nah man i'm crack heading halo maybe tuesday I'll be done

John: bro its friday

by cock-a-sauraus November 6, 2007

Ass Crack

Crack cocaine that's being smuggled in someones rectum.

Let's smoke some Ass Crack!

by Yours truly_ November 9, 2020

strawberry crack

A really sucky kind of weed that only gets you high for 5 minutes

I'm gonna buy some strawberry crack, awe man not that lame shit again

by Strawberry crack December 18, 2016

Cracked

Extremely skilled at something, especially a mechanically intensive video game.

*Kills whole team 1 v 5* "Jesus Christ is that Jason Bourne? Bro you are cracked as fuck."

by StableTiger September 1, 2025

Cracked

To have coitus with another being

Guy one: I got cracked so good last night everyone is getting an extra ranch no charge
Guy two: I need to get cracked it’s been three months with my right hand

by BigGuyChungus July 31, 2025