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big telly pokey bum wank

The insertion of your finger or object into your rectum whilst masturbating / jerking off, to increase pleasure while watching pornography or sexually stimulating broadcast material to enhance the experience, either on television or vvia internet streaming on computer, smartphone or tablet.
He was so aroused by the two lesbians performing cullingus on each other on late-night television, he couldn't resist giving himself a big telly pokey bum wank.
by Mackem Beefy September 19, 2021
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Bum

a broke and unemployed man is a Bum
by Jgmsd December 4, 2020
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Up ya bum with a rubber thumb

Rhyming Slang

Like up ya nose with a rubber hose
by KcnDave September 8, 2023
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bum tucked

This term refers to when Bums, or homeless people, hide the money they have begged that day up their asses so the other Bums won’t steal it when they are passed out drunk.
“I Bum Tucked eight dollars up my ass so Randy wouldn’t steal it from me”
by Xilocanth June 4, 2019
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Hot-cross bum

Shooting a rope in a cross formation on someone’s ass.
Mike gave me a hot-cross bum last night
by Albatt Ross March 16, 2019
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bum in

to suddenly acquire; to travel; come in
Trade allowed for necessities to bum in overseas
by a.dotballa February 12, 2019
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