Tart banana

A person who is both sweet and sour.

- What do you think about Chad?

- Bro! That guy’s such a tart banana. The other day he gave me free weed, but it was all seed and stem man!!

by Megsicana July 9, 2020

gabi banana

gabi banana really like to suck the juice out of bananas and other things but still love her and she loves ClayMorre

Woah you saw how gabi banana took the juice out of clay?

by ClayMorre August 13, 2018

Banana

Used when to say that ones own penis is small unlike an eggplant

Girl: So how long are you
Guy: Banana
Girl: :(

by No lies here January 26, 2020

banana bang

1) to shove a banana up somebody's ass
2) to masturbate with a banana (typically a woman of course)

I caught my sister executing the banana bang on herself

by zuhazana September 4, 2017

Banana

When you piss in a yellow, banana flavored, condom and freeze that. And after it's frozen you use it as a dildo.

"Dude I totally gave her a Banana last night"
"lit"

by xX_MemeLard_Xx May 17, 2016

A national eat a banana day

On 18. October you have to eat atleast 1 banana... So you can challenge your friends to eat a lot od bananas and then call them "Minion"

Jake: yo bro, go eat a banana
Mike: nah, no thanks
Jake: you have to cuz of A national eat a banana day

by PraviDečkoKiMaRadBanane October 16, 2020

Bananas

Bitch, WTF are you doing, wasting your time and efforts, just to look up the definition of bananas on a dictionary that isn't even accurate a lot of the time. Yet again, why am I wasting my time to type this?

ANYWAY, if you want an answer, here it is;

Bananas are fruits that are yellow or green and shaped like a crescent moon. Favored by monkeys and fucking minions. Bananas grow on trees in bunches. High in potassium. Honestly, not that much of a fan, but if you're into that kind of thing, there you go.

Joe: Wassup my dood, I just ate a banana. BANANAS ARE GORGEOUS FRUITS!!
Bob: ... I'm disowning you, son.

by Iss Ya Boi Skinny Penis January 24, 2018