6 March
Flapping - Ignoring a friends request.
7 March
Pic-y - Being very choosey about you will date according to how hot they are in the Profile Pic.
8 March
Throwback - When Facebook is slow and blah blah blah
"Ahh man, Facebook Filler"
Flapping - Ignoring a friends request.
7 March
Pic-y - Being very choosey about you will date according to how hot they are in the Profile Pic.
8 March
Throwback - When Facebook is slow and blah blah blah
"Ahh man, Facebook Filler"
by Helicopter Vagina June 24, 2011
Get the Facebook Fillermug. i just posted about my sick mother and the facebook bandit strikes again...."Love you mom, ur the best" facebook bandit,"that shit was raw man, love your mom!"
by angelblue December 14, 2013
Get the facebook banditmug. A poser jackass who posts stuff on facebook just for likes or any form of attention eg " its a beautiful day, hope everyone's enjoying the weather". Will also post anything pretending to lead a glamorous, fun filled, extensively traveled life with a prestigious job. In reality, he's just a blue collar, hourly paid, loser who spends all his time on facebook lurking and stalking. He lives in bumfuck America, but uses foreign phrases and spelling hoping people will think that he spends so much time abroad he's forgotten the American ways. He joins pages of professional organizations and the like, when in reality he holds no real degree or professional license of any sort. Will have hundreds of friends usually of the opposite sex but has never spoken or communicated with them. Will use other people's friends lists to shop for friends of the opposite sex. His friends list looks like it's a mail order bride catalog or listings from Back Page because those are usually the only type of people who accept his friend requests. Spends hours tagging other's pix but has none of his own (because it would reveal his true lame ass life). Posts updates about going to the gym, but is a lard ass who looks like he's never set foot in one. On the whole, he's someone you immediately regret friending. A true douche bag fraud.
Did you see the latest post by the Facebook fuktwat? Evidently he thinks " American gyms are shite. Full stop!". What a stalker douchebag!
by Fuktwathater April 11, 2015
Get the Facebook fuktwatmug. Someone who only posts every little detail about their lives and only reads responses to their own postings.
I thought Jane would see the post about meeting up for lunch.
Na, she's so facebook-centric if you don't post to her directly she'll never bother to see it.
Na, she's so facebook-centric if you don't post to her directly she'll never bother to see it.
by Sewbrmom August 1, 2010
Get the facebook-centricmug. If Facebook lizards see little or no value in you then they will delete your friend request. When you try to talk to them in person they run away from you like scared little lizards. They are rude, cold blooded reptiles who size you up as if you are an insect.
She is such a Facebook Lizard! I want to tell her that I am not an insect and ask her if she is a lizard.
by non-reptilian September 23, 2017
Get the Facebook Lizardmug. by that itch September 8, 2015
Get the annoying facebook girlmug. by None of your damn business August 12, 2023
Get the Facebookmug.