Crisp titties

Titties that are so dry and hard they feel like crisp bacon coming out the microwave/ oven

Mark: Hey dude did you see her tits
Matt: Yeah man they are pretty crisp. She has crisp titties

by puttycapsaretapsy October 11, 2016

Shitty titty bang bang

A sex act where the male takes a dump on a girl's boobs and then proceeds to fuck her tits, using said faecal matter as lubricant.

Why did he dump me? Icedocking, wolfbagging, even shitty titty bang bang, I do everything!

by Shuaman May 5, 2020

Titty

a glorious round object attached to a glorious curvy human

damn, that girl's got the perfect titty

by Fuccckkk October 21, 2022

Titty hole

The space between the titties which creates a hole for the penis. when you push the titties together for sexual pleasure.

I fucked the shit out of her titty hole.

by Red hare November 26, 2022

titty banger

A party where a bunch of girls come to a party wearing no bra and/or no shirt

Kevin: “Yo, let’s throw a titty banger”
John: “oh hell yeah man”

by tyrones batch December 10, 2019

titties spotted off the port baw

Fuckin titties bigger than any floatation device known to man kind therefore it’s referred to as titties spotted off the port baw.

Captain: All hands on deck titties spotted off the port baw!
Me: Damn that bitch is a grenade with big tits and daddy issues!

by YungTBagger January 13, 2023

titty slinger

A women's bra.

Hey honey, could ya hand me my titty slinger I gotta get ready for church.

by Mole lady March 29, 2024