the ultimate dead beat dad
who doesn't pay child support & evades his parental responsibilities
"He's your father" -Dante
who doesn't pay child support & evades his parental responsibilities
"He's your father" -Dante
by Nero Sparda July 25, 2022
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you're just a burning memory.
THE END!
you're just a burning memory.
THE END!
🗿: man dead yo, is eroded. fossilized, extinct like the dinos.
🐂: yet I'll remember your gaze that's rooted into my soul.
(*fly me to the moon playing in the background*)
🐂: yet I'll remember your gaze that's rooted into my soul.
(*fly me to the moon playing in the background*)
by comrade susi wolf July 28, 2022
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"I'm gonna play Dead By Daylight instead of giving my dying dog CPR I think I'm addicted which means I can't get away from it or it's taking over my life." Adam's Dead By Daylight Addiction was brought to you by the Warner bros family and he may potentially make it to multiversus.
by AnonymousByDaylight August 3, 2022
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Me: "Mom and I went for ice cream last night, and it was delicious, however when I got home I spilled some on my rug"
Brad: "I was with your Mom last night, so we know that wasn't ice cream on the rug."
Me: "Shit. Brad's got me dead to rights."
Brad: "I was with your Mom last night, so we know that wasn't ice cream on the rug."
Me: "Shit. Brad's got me dead to rights."
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Fancy the dead person is being very sassy right now, But we still love them. they may be cringe but they still based.
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