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Plumbing Boner

When a piece of plumbing arouses you sexually in the dick/ball region. Usually occurs to plumbers by their own work.
Boss: good job on that rough in.
Ryan: yeah it gave me a madddd plumbing boner
by lasiufdgadr November 6, 2011
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Boner hostage

Keeping a man at bay in a situation where his boner cannot be used, or where he has experienced a situation so full of boner poison that he does not even desire to use said boner.
"Dude, that movies last night were so full of boner poison, I was taken boner hostage."

"That girl last night was such a tease, it was a straight up boner hostage situation."
by JLLee September 5, 2011
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Balkan Boner

When you have Balkan rage and then you start getting aroused from the rage flowing through your penis
Oh my God Daxton got a Balkan Boner!
by Hal Wilkerson May 2, 2025
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Dumpster Boner

A 'dumpster boner' is the satisfaction one feels when finding a highly desirable free item in the trash and/or a curb find.
I totally got a dumpster boner when I found these naked pictures of Ernest Borgnine in the trash!
by Scroaty McScroatface September 9, 2022
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Boner

Something 11 year old boys get to animated woman in 2021
Dude my little brother watches hentai?
Yea he must have a boner
by Salty sock September 26, 2021
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Boner

A fan of dani the youtuber, has karlson wihslisted on steam and doesn't talk about the drill
Dani: whats up boners, drink milk, hit Billy and beat your wi-
by Genius_tiefling January 23, 2024
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Word Boner

1. A person who has a creepy fetish for words

2. Someone who gets horny while reading

3. Someone who can get a boner from listening to certain men with deep, sexy voices.
1. I'm such a Word Boner that reading Harry Potter gives me an orgasm!

2. "Dude, that kid there has been reading his math text book for over an hour. Think he's a Word Boner?" "Undoubtedly bro!"

3. Morgan Freeman, Benedict Cumberbatch, Alan Rickman, all these guys give me Word Boners!
by The Inedible Llam January 10, 2014
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