Smol Bean

Elise bauman

Elise is such a smol bean

by Negovanman trash August 17, 2019

Bean head

This is a person with a bald head and looks like an egg that is about to crack, the sun constantly shines of off his head and into you’re eye. These people are always sunburnt to a crisp and are normally fat and have triple chins.

He’s a bean head omg

by Captain Beanhead August 17, 2019

Beaning

The act of doing something retarded or doing anything that Pete Rodriguez would do.

Hey bro that chick was beaning last night.

by Birthday dinner August 19, 2019

smack bean

A very big smackhead

‘Jude is an absolute Smack Bean!’ Said Lexie

by LexDawgXo August 22, 2019

Beans

That brown shit that you eat at chipotle

Are you eating shit sir?

No. Its beans asshole

by Eater August 30, 2019

Baked beans

Baked beans is slang for when you’re happy and need to let out a random word, also can be said “baked beans on toast” or just “beans on toast”.

“Hey, guess what !!”
“What?”
“WE ARE GOING TO SEE HAMILTON”
“BAKED BEANS ON TOAST”

“Hi, i have some shocking, bad news.. your cat Amanda died..”
“Baked... beans...”

by Bakedbeansontoast September 4, 2019

bean sprouts and tofu

Two of the very few foods in the world that are actually good for you.

While it is indeed true that bean sprouts and tofu are really yucky-tasting and never seem to fill you up, they are literally one of the few edibles on Earth that you can actually eat without guilt (or weight-gain!). There's a simple rule of thumb when choosing what foods to stuff yer face with --- if it TASTES GOOD, it's not GOOD FOR YOU... plain and simple. But you already knew that. Pass the burgers and fries, please!

by QuacksO September 5, 2019