Shot from the Spectrum

A blunt, accurate and usually offensive assessment of a person or situation, delivered by someone who is clearly on the spectrum and oblivious to social cues.

Dan - 'I think my shirt has shrunk a little'.
Ash - 'Nah, clearly you're just fat'.
Jarrad - 'Well that was a shot from the spectrum!'

by Zoltan Technician July 23, 2025

zay shots

The act of giving back shots to your thick friend Isaiah

Yeah bro, I gave him the craziest zay shots last night.

by Reddest Door 420 69 July 25, 2025

White Collar Chair Shot

When you are hurt, badly and suddenly, from somebody at work, like a wrestler receiving a surprise chair shot and being knocked out.

Franch: Did you ever get the green light on that car file.

Phildo: Nah, this coworker gave me a White Collar Chair Shot in a meeting with them, said I am irresponsible and undercut my pricing right there in front of me! Said my department wasnt run well, too.

Franch: Damn, thought you were close with that coworker.

Phildo: Me too. She just blew me up, turned heel, then just left the room like nothing happened. I was totally shocked!

Franch: Takes years to recover from White Collar Chair Shots, like a 5 year White Collar Ginger.

by Mike109999 August 2, 2025

White Collar Shot Block

When you save your coworker from a bad situation by absorbing or deflecting the negativity so it does not reach them.

Vern: Dude, do NOT go in that room, you will be stuck for 30 mins and then thrown into like 7 more meetings. SLT has some serious Emotional Hand Me Down baggage from their previous bosses.

Ilan: Thanks man, I appreciate the White Collar Shot Block, I wanna coffee, I will go to Starbucks outside. Appreciate you, fam.

Vern: White Collar Brosef for life, let's get Shawarma later.

Ilan: k, Holler at Your Hebrew

by Mike109999 August 2, 2025

Shot Delts

A term of enderment towards those sporting narrow clavicles

that blokes got narrow shoulders " Shot Delts " we all say in unisen

by ArcherDalton67 August 3, 2025

New Jersey Nut Shot

When you fuck a girl with your balls and stick your dick in her belly button

Bro I had whiskey dick so I just hit her with the New Jersey Nut Shot

by MFa3 August 13, 2025

Indiana Musket Shot

This is where you fuck your partner in the ass deep. You have to nut. Proceeding said ejaculation you put a jet puffed XL marshmallow in the opening of your partners gape and push it in with your dick like loading a musket. You must stand then at the wall with your hand behind your back as your partner tries to shoot you in the mouth with the marshmallow.

Last night I got pink eye due to faulty aim during our Indiana Musket Shot.

by LongDonginHongKong August 18, 2025