milk dwep

Fucking a pregnant women while drinking her milk out of her tit

You milk dwep my mom.

by bigdong21 May 15, 2015

Milk

Something ur dad went and got

“Hey mom where’s dad?” “ Went to get the milk“

by Hi123321hi September 7, 2020

Milk Troll

A Youtuber who uploads a video with full retard sincerity, is wrongfully praised for being a troll, and then “milks” his retardation for more views and approval. The Milk Troll’s popularity is dependent on the gullibility of the Milk Troll Enabler. Milk Trolls and Milk Troll Enablers are especially prevalent in SJW culture, where examples of undiluted SJW retardation make sophisticated SJWs uncomfortable. It is this discomfort that drives SJWs to redefine authentic retardation as an ironic attempt at trolling.

You think that Youtuber is being clever, but he's really just a Milk Troll.

by Maceo Flux July 31, 2016

Milk

Milk is a non existent thing that is only in the imagination of dads. When a dad "goes to get it" you will never see him again.

"I am going to get milk" -dad
"I will get the funeral ready" -mom

by TheGoldenSandslash May 3, 2022

does the chocolate milk jiggle

When you have a fat double chin and you shake it

“Hey, does the chocolate milk jiggle?”
“Yes” *Starts to grab double chin and proceeds to wiggle it*
“Oh!”

by LynLikesToJiggle February 22, 2024

hard milk

the milk that that's harder than the blue cheese stuck at the back of your god cousin's fridge ( ͡⊙ ͜ʖ ͡⊙)

you wanna play fortnite 😏

no i drank da hard milk 🤮

by organicwhopper April 6, 2022

milk crate mechanic

A person who has no formal training in automobile mechanics and has learned from hands on experience. Usually in the backyard or in the garage. carries his tools in an old milk crate, usually because they have no toolbox. Milk Crate Mechanics are usually very knowledgeable and are some of the best mechanics.

Milk Crate Mechanics always get the job done.

by Underground Hippie October 31, 2014