Date Raped Yourself

Having a sex-dream and rubbing your dick against the new, clean sheets. Suddenly you shoot your load all over yourself and that sucks...Has happened to every dude, that survived his first thirteen years

Mark: Fuck, I woke up while shooting my sperm all over my self last night

Felix: Shit, you totally date raped yourself...

by PollyPaljetter June 13, 2011

Turkey Slap Rape

1.buy 5 turkeys
2.stuff turkeys with beef flavored ramen noodles
3.cook in mini bake oven
4.buy a large stable neon pink beer pong table
5. rapefuck as many girls as possible on the beer pong table
6.buy dmany of red solo cups
7.drug as many professers as possible
8.balance red solo cup on nose of professers
9. slap red solo cup off nose
10. drink as much beer as possible

Person 1: DUDE!! did you get the turkey for Turkey Slap Rape
Person 2: AS LONG AS U GOT THE BEER PONG TABLE!

by PARTYROCKIN July 7, 2012

donkey raping shit eater

an asshole

fuck off you donkey raping shit eater
-Eric cartman, southpark

by turd December 11, 2003

donkey raping shit-eater

someone who feasts on excrement whilst fornicating with equine animals

kiss my ass, you donkey raping shit-eater

by roger mellie June 27, 2003

shit a brick and rape you with it

To be extremely surprised and displeased about something, normally something that effects you personaly, then the act of justice opon whomever did it.

"Dude when he finds out you backed into his car, he's gunna shit a brick and rape you with it"

by Zach "Tay Tay" April 20, 2007

Baby Raping Snake Fucker

Someone who has done something wrong, which in turn, creates a hassle for you to fix.

You got peanut butter in the jelly jar you baby raping snake fucker.

by Justyn October 14, 2004

you gonna get raped

1. n. One of the many images found on sites like Fark and on gaming BBSes. Depicts a black guy with spooky eyes looking out from under a hooded winter jacket.

2. intj. The desire of one to pwn another.

omg ha ha i just pwned your ass. you gonna get raped

by Cthulhu_Lives May 16, 2006