braindead 

my cousin, alaya

some cool guy: okay
HOURS LATER
alaya: ok
some cool guy: that was a long time
alaya: why
some cool guy: what?
alaya: yes
some cool guy: you are braindead

braindead by chigglewanword1854 July 10, 2023

Brain and top 

Head

Have you ever given brain and top?

Brain and top by Whimperaudz July 15, 2023

brain gimp

A person who is completely stupid, unable to process simple thoughts. Dumb duck, Dumb ass.

Dude, Jesse is so stupid. He's a brain gimp.

brain gimp by Lordskum July 16, 2023

Brain tired

When you aren't physically tired, but you can't put much effort into what you're doing, like being emotionally tired but as soon as you change what you're doing to something you'd prefer to do then you'll have all your energy back

"You alright? You seem pretty tired."
"I'll be alright, I'm just brain tired"

Brain tired by AndrosLesbian August 2, 2023

Brain sparkles 

The working brain of a neurodivergent person (adhd or asd)

I forgot where i put my phone down immediately after I put it down it’s just my “brain sparkles”

Brain sparkles by Kat arn August 6, 2023

Brain-fried Friday 

When your brain cannot handle anymore thinking on Fridays during work hours.

Tomorrow is Saturday and I’m brain-fried Friday, can we clock out of work now?

Brain-fried Friday by Corporate_girly September 8, 2023

brain 

the thing you dont have if you actually wonder what does brain mean
im shocked you are on this website if you dont know what does brain mean, it's freaking a thing that literally keep you alive and operates the whole body

dud 1: u have no brain lol
dud 2:

brain by why did you look up that?? September 17, 2023