comfy bone

When a man is feeling so relaxed he gets an erection.

Woman: "Are you horny? You have quite the boner."
Man: "No, just a comfy bone."

by comfynips November 28, 2012

Raging Bone

An extremely major erection.

Also, a punk band from Salem, MA.

Dude #1: "Man, I got a raging bone right now!"

Dude #2: "That's gnarly, bro."

by BarryFeinstein December 16, 2012

Dead Boner

A playful insult (usually in 'Roseanne' style families) used when playing, teasing, and talking one into something.

Similar to when Shawn Spencer on 'Psych' says, "Gus, don't be a ..."

"Hey broski, lets go to a party tonight!"
"Nah, I wanna go to bed by 8pm."
"Oh, don't be a dead boner..!"

by Brianna Kinney December 18, 2012

Knowledge Boner

When you have a sudden realization of extreme or amazing knowledge, and attempt to show it off to everyone. But no one really wants it.

HEY CINDY CHECK THIS OUT, I JUST GOT A KNOWLEDGE BONER
Go away George.

by GoldenNukes May 26, 2013

Bike Boner

When a dedicated biker ether rode or mountain is in the process of buying a new bike and they won't shut up about it. A bike boner will effect both male and female riders of all ages. the bike boner is a serious problem for those around it dew to the rider's in ability to shut up about his new bike he's going to get. most commonly effects People who work at Bike shops.

Kevin: man i cant diside wether i should get the XO cranks or the stock one's on my new treck remedy.

Jason: shut up Kevin!
Kevin: Yeah your right i should totally get the XO and a FOX fork.
Jason: shut up!
Chris: Jason its just his bike boner going off, just let it pass it's court.
Kevin: OHH no i'm totally going to get Rock shock Boxer and make it more a free ride bike. YES!
Chris: Kevin SHUT UP!
Kevin: Yeah your right then i can ride a little DH that way. fuck yeah!

by Rocheman4280 June 29, 2013

House Boner

Visually stimulating house, which gives you a boner.

"LOOK AT THAT VICTORIAN MANSION! OH HOY MAMA! I HAVE THE BUGGEST HOUSE BONER!"

by minimoses2014 October 23, 2013

Storm Boner

NOUN (ˈstȯrm ˈbō-nər) A storm boner occurs when a bolt of lightning or crash of thunder strikes in your close proximity causing you to become aroused by said lightning strike or thunder crash.

Sean: Is this rain ever going to stop?
Steve: Forecast said rain all week.
***THUNDER AND LIGHTNING***
Sean: Jeez, that was a good one
Steve: Ya, I know...
Sean: OH MY GOD! Steve, what the hell is that?
Steve: No worries, brah, it's just a storm boner.

by Baron Von Berpinfartz November 1, 2013