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Cuntified my dong

The act of fucking some random chick or having meaningless sex with someone you don't respect.

"Assified" would be an ass whore who clamps her dumper on any random cock.
I met some whore last night and she cuntified my dong for a while. Then I booted her out of my house.

Kellie is such a slut, she'll assify any dong that swings her way.
by Richter ass June 29, 2011
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my sassy girl

An original Korean movie about a bold and sassy girl who got no name, or at least not mentioned in the movie. The girl was played by Jun Ji-Hyun and the guy, Cha Tae-Hyun.

Because of its success in Korean and in the other parts of Asian countries, damn Hollywood is going to make a remake of it.
"I'll have Coke" - Gyeon-woo
"Hey! Wanna die? Drink coffee." - Sassy girl
by Pleakley March 5, 2005
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Fuck my ass

intense exclamation; not to be taken literally; used in an unwanted situation
When you find out that you failed a test you say: Fuck my ass, I failed!
by A. Pseudonym December 7, 2004
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My Name Is Jeff

when you don't wanna say your real name to someone or don't wanna tell someone your name in an awkward conversation
Asshole Substitute Teacher: "WHAT'S YOUR NAME GO TO THE DEANS OFFICE!!!"
Me: "My Name Is Jeff"
*skips rest of class because sub told the dean he sent Jeff down*
by MehhNameIsJeff March 7, 2015
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date my mom

a "reality" dating show, that has even worse acting and one-liners than all the other shitty MTV dating shows. The object of the show is someone dating the candidates mother, one of which is hotter than their daughter, and one team of girls are insanely fat.
1. MTVeenager- LyKe OmGz Dat mI mOM WuZ S00000000 GooD L4sTN1GhT!11!!11!! LOLERZ
me- *dies*

2. Date My Mom has worse acting than internet hardcore.
by ThroatSlit May 17, 2006
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piss on my fuck

Similar to "raining on my parade", "piss on my fuck" is a phrase intended to communicate dismay to another for a conceited act that infringes upon one's progress or character.
Ted: So I had an 80 point round in BattleField 2 last night.

Ralph: Oh, that's nothing, I had a 120 point round last week.

Ted: Dude, don't piss on my fuck. Eighty points was a good round for me.
by Kate Sjostrand February 22, 2008
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shot my wad

It actually comes from the old days of musket guns, where a wad (strips of cloth) was packed down in the barrel to create a seal between the gunpowder and the bullet, increasing the internal pressure when the gunpowder fired, and thus speeding the bullet.

A musket is a muzzle-loaded, smoothbore firearm, fired from the shoulder. Muskets were designed for use by infantry.
A soldier armed with a musket had the designation "musketman" or "musketeer".
"I ran out of ammo, General Washington, so I shot my wad."

(When soldiers ran out of bullets, they would resort to "shooting their wad".)
by Tiny Pteranodon July 16, 2013
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