The act of fucking some random chick or having meaningless sex with someone you don't respect.
"Assified" would be an ass whore who clamps her dumper on any random cock.
"Assified" would be an ass whore who clamps her dumper on any random cock.
I met some whore last night and she cuntified my dong for a while. Then I booted her out of my house.
Kellie is such a slut, she'll assify any dong that swings her way.
Kellie is such a slut, she'll assify any dong that swings her way.
by Richter ass June 29, 2011
Get the Cuntified my dong mug.An original Korean movie about a bold and sassy girl who got no name, or at least not mentioned in the movie. The girl was played by Jun Ji-Hyun and the guy, Cha Tae-Hyun.
Because of its success in Korean and in the other parts of Asian countries, damn Hollywood is going to make a remake of it.
Because of its success in Korean and in the other parts of Asian countries, damn Hollywood is going to make a remake of it.
by Pleakley March 5, 2005
Get the my sassy girl mug.by A. Pseudonym December 7, 2004
Get the Fuck my ass mug.when you don't wanna say your real name to someone or don't wanna tell someone your name in an awkward conversation
Asshole Substitute Teacher: "WHAT'S YOUR NAME GO TO THE DEANS OFFICE!!!"
Me: "My Name Is Jeff"
*skips rest of class because sub told the dean he sent Jeff down*
Me: "My Name Is Jeff"
*skips rest of class because sub told the dean he sent Jeff down*
by MehhNameIsJeff March 7, 2015
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1. MTVeenager- LyKe OmGz Dat mI mOM WuZ S00000000 GooD L4sTN1GhT!11!!11!! LOLERZ
me- *dies*
2. Date My Mom has worse acting than internet hardcore.
me- *dies*
2. Date My Mom has worse acting than internet hardcore.
by ThroatSlit May 17, 2006
Get the date my mom mug.Similar to "raining on my parade", "piss on my fuck" is a phrase intended to communicate dismay to another for a conceited act that infringes upon one's progress or character.
Ted: So I had an 80 point round in BattleField 2 last night.
Ralph: Oh, that's nothing, I had a 120 point round last week.
Ted: Dude, don't piss on my fuck. Eighty points was a good round for me.
Ralph: Oh, that's nothing, I had a 120 point round last week.
Ted: Dude, don't piss on my fuck. Eighty points was a good round for me.
by Kate Sjostrand February 22, 2008
Get the piss on my fuck mug.It actually comes from the old days of musket guns, where a wad (strips of cloth) was packed down in the barrel to create a seal between the gunpowder and the bullet, increasing the internal pressure when the gunpowder fired, and thus speeding the bullet.
A musket is a muzzle-loaded, smoothbore firearm, fired from the shoulder. Muskets were designed for use by infantry.
A soldier armed with a musket had the designation "musketman" or "musketeer".
A musket is a muzzle-loaded, smoothbore firearm, fired from the shoulder. Muskets were designed for use by infantry.
A soldier armed with a musket had the designation "musketman" or "musketeer".
"I ran out of ammo, General Washington, so I shot my wad."
(When soldiers ran out of bullets, they would resort to "shooting their wad".)
(When soldiers ran out of bullets, they would resort to "shooting their wad".)
by Tiny Pteranodon July 16, 2013
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