In city of compton in my low rider on dash-board is a handle. It says " mexican oil change ". When those city doggs & Pole-ice mans get on my bumper. I do a mexican oil change !!
Pull handle blow oil all over street & watch um spin out...
PS hombre's if LAPD pulls U over just say, " I take to shop & fix leak "
Pull handle blow oil all over street & watch um spin out...
PS hombre's if LAPD pulls U over just say, " I take to shop & fix leak "
by itichie_nocanpo September 28, 2006
Get the mexican oil changemug. An organization in Mexico that makes meth and smogles it or the raw materials used to make it to the u.s. It was started when it become illegal to buy more than a small amount of the raw materals used to make meth and the founders saw that a nich had opened up that they could exploit.
by Deep blue 2012 December 15, 2009
Get the Mexican meth cartelmug. To take a PVC pipe and stick it up someone's anus, and then thread barbed wire through it and pull the PVC pipe out.
Down in Del Rio, when gang members are bored they find a drunk person and have Mexican gang sex. Unfortunate victims are usually found by the Police in the morning, dumped over the border.
by Kononoko October 30, 2007
Get the mexican gang sexmug. The act of pushing your head deep enough into a woman's vagina so that your tongue can touch her anus. Thus, you appear to be wearing an attractive top hat. It is Mexican because the tongue to anus is absolutely disgusting and dirty.
I got a Mexican Top Hat from my girlfriend last night, and it was the sickest thing I've ever experienced.
by Your filthy disgusting daddy February 6, 2008
Get the Mexican Top Hatmug. When you're having sex with a lady, when you get finished and you cum on a sponge, mix it with picante sauce and guacamole and rub it all over her.
Guy 1: "Dude, what did you do last night?"
Guy 2: "We tried out the Mexican Sponge Bath!"
Guy 1: "Ew, gross!! How'd it go?"
Guy 2: "Suprisingly well..."
Guy 2: "We tried out the Mexican Sponge Bath!"
Guy 1: "Ew, gross!! How'd it go?"
Guy 2: "Suprisingly well..."
by FakeSandwich December 6, 2012
Get the Mexican Sponge Bathmug. Hombre what was UR mexican time to Oxnard?? Amigo dos extra days from San Ferando Valley to Oxnard. Why so long?
Ahhh U no, Hollywood mujeres I had my mexican shorts on!
Ahhh U no, Hollywood mujeres I had my mexican shorts on!
by itichie_nocanpo July 3, 2006
Get the mexican timemug. a possible example of a mexican standoff, is when a football team is losing really bad finishes the game without any major injuries
by trekarp May 12, 2009
Get the mexican standoffmug.