blur months

The months ending in "-ber" (September, October, November, December) that blur together together because time goes so fast at the end of the year.

Ah shit! I'm not ready, the blur months are here. It's gonna be next year already!

by Elly Belly September 30, 2017

mackenzie montez

A cute and wonderful girl! She’s so hot but doesn’t know it. She’s sweet, nice, friendly. She has a big booty. She can always make your day when you are sad, by just her beautiful smile. If you ever meet her, don’t let her go, or you will regret it. She doesn’t let people hurt her or the people that are close to her. She’s been through a hard tragedy, but, it’s nothing that she can’t handle. She seems shy, but is really just a weirdo. She’ll be precious in your life. Don’t let her go.

Girl: Have you met Mackenzie Montez?
Girls2: Yeah, she is so sweet

by True True Babe/Bro/Girl October 12, 2017

ivan montalvo

A Mexican. But not a regular Mexican. a Blacxican that can say the N word and throw up gang signs. He'll clain he has black friends but really they're just with him cause his mom be giving that river up easily. His real friends are his family, and he also has a country friend that looks like a fuckin walking skeleton with diabetes. He likes what ever makes him popular, in the real world... We know... thats not important, his moms legs are.

Ivan Montalvo:A well cooked creature with an actual brain.

by 6IX9INE+DRAKE'S=SON December 4, 2017

first month free

A female Dino eats a orange political figure 34 times exactally and then performs a satanic ritual.

First month free is coll

by Jeb bush enrich killduff x joe December 8, 2017

Lil Monty

A boss ass ghost writer

OMG Lil Monty Writes Fire Songs

by Lil Skittles January 24, 2018

Bird Month

One of the units used to measure time at Bird HQ. Usually used by Bird employees to distinguish from "Real Time" or "The Calendar" which is the common unit of measuring time outside of Bird HQ. * Second most common is dog years.*

"Wow! I can't believe I've been here for a whole week already!" -New employee
" Dude, thats a whole Bird Month!" - Not so new employee

by liquid golden fire water June 21, 2018

Brennen Montgomery

Sexy, hot, handsome

Brennen Montgomery is a sexy boy who plays fortnite to much and then sleeps all day

by Brennen Montgomery August 1, 2018