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gentrified-money laundering

Gentrified money laundering: When rich people clean dirty money by spending it on bougie stuff like overpriced art, fancy buildings, or fake charity — so it looks classy, not shady.
yo some rich nigga just bought a invisible statue for millions brawg just bought an idea. shit gotta be gentrified-money laundering. 😭😭😭😭
by jones barbecue and foot meddag September 15, 2025
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Fart money

When your money is so bad it's considered a fart
GUY: you got fart money man
by ASSOO October 7, 2025
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Mechanic money shot

When you're draining a fluid from your car (oil, coolant, trans fluid, etc.) and it splashes out of the drain pan and gets all over your face.
*Tim pulls the drain plug and the oil splashes onto his face* Yeah baby, Tim just got the 'ol mechanic money shot right to the face!
by hgivjbnk October 14, 2025
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Swedish Money Shot

When a man or woman is masturbating and as they are about to reach climax they lay on their back, roll up on their shoulders with their legs leaned back over their head and ejaculate into their own mouth/face.
I was watching this dude jerk it at the park and “BOOM” dude flips over on his back and gives himself the Swedish Money Shot, legs kicking in the air and everything!
by MrNutWrecker October 29, 2025
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imaginary money

stocks, bonds, mutual funds, investment portfolios or whatever lol
what are you talking about; my net worth is way more than yours...
yeah, that's imaginary money, homie...
by jayg244 December 28, 2025
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Jackson 5 Money

Forcing your children into acting to profit and live vicariously through them.
Damn girl we need to have some beautiful babies so we can get that Jackson 5 Money
by Really not my real name November 5, 2014
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last minute money

When you reach the level where you have the ability to purchase a plane ticket or other significant purchase at the last minute.
Oh, girl I can buy that plane ticket, I got last minute money!
by Kaliente April 27, 2017
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