A dirty jakey

When one proceeds to milk the semen of Andrew brown as normal milk simply does not give enough nutrients for someone of jakeys stature

Will you give browner a dirty jakey there

by Jarringmederrrr November 24, 2021

Jakeass

A word that is derived from Jackass, it means the same thing, but it is said with an accent and is therefore spelled differently

another form of the verb Jakeass, is Jakeass Sapara, which is used when your pissed off

Jakeass example:
You stupid Jakeass

Jakeass Sapara example:
Friend One: "Dude the Concerts cancelled.
Friend two: JAKEASS SAPARA

by Jakeass Sapara November 27, 2003

jakes

Old fashioned slang for toilets, WC, The Place... that is, where you do your excretory business

Oh my, my bladder will burst... must go to the jakes...

by Sylvain September 26, 2004

Jakei

One of the most loyal people you will ever meet! Jakei will always be there for you when you're down. Jakei is very smart, if though she does not feel like she is. When Jakei has a friend who is very special to her heart and life, she will fight for you. When you two are having ups and downs, Jakei will work hard to bring that relationship together again! Even when Jakei does not show you that she wants to work out the relationship, she does. When you do something to hurt Jakei, she is cold. Her heart is cold, either towards you only, or towards almost everyone. Jakei will to out of her way for your wants and needs. When she cares, she will always try to put you first. No second thoughts. All in all, Jakei is a hell of a good person! So always remember that.

Dad: Hey son, how is school, have you talked to Jakei today?

Son: No. To be honest, I don't even know if I will talk to her ever again.

Dad: Why? What happened ?
Son: I did something to hurt her feelings, multiple times. Now I don't know if she even cares about me anymore.

Dad:Sorry to hear that man, you two were good friends.
Jakei On The Outside: Fuck him, he's not a true friend. I hate him, and I'm moving on.

Jakei On The Inside:Just please come back. Even though your not good for me.

by BigBossSnow27 May 11, 2018

JakeWolfenstein

JakeWolfenstein is a roblox player most famous for his roblox groups and peculiar behavior. Some of his most popular group are/were: The New German State, (The New Austrian Empire), and Kaiserlichenvaterland. Some of his friends and affiliates are: KlausAdemaro, WaltherAdemaro, Starpunix, dsdit, and TobiasFernison.

JakeWolfenstein is a peculiar fellow, whats sus about him?

by JakeWolfenstein’s secrets June 17, 2021

jakesnake

where one puts their hand up the skirt of a grade seven girl when she isnt looking or is to scared by the shrek look a like doing it

man did you just jakesnake that lil chick and got your fingers moist up in that

by dingdongsarelife July 7, 2009

Jakery

A beautiful creature spawned from the mouth of Dani Filth in the year 1990. Often referred to as "starfish" or "beautifulest person in the world."

Incredible guitarist and bassist
small things, but always has a legitimate reason to back up the emotions.

One of those people who rarely shows happiness but is always perfectly content with the life he has.
God to some
Human to others
and
The most important thing
I'm in love with one...

That Jakery is very strange
Will you help me move this Jakery?
It's not just a Jake, it's a Jakery!

by ItsasecretxD March 18, 2010