dirty hair

1.(noun) Figure of speech. Possession of rank, rancid, greasy and unwholesome hairs covering many areas of the body. One inflicted with this condition may take on the appearance of basil (dog) bathing in dogshit.
2. (adjective) Someone who said to have 'dirty hair' has been insulted to the worst degree
3. (noun) Simon Lenders

Simon you have 'dirty hair'

by Oliver and Basil September 30, 2004

Dirty Gideon

When you take laxatives, shit into a cup, and proceed to fill up a syringe with your shit and black tar heroin, and then inject it into one of your veins.

Jamie: Yoo, you’ll never guess what I did with my girl last night!
Ethan: What?

Jamie: She let me do a Dirty Gideon with her!
Ethan: Sick I gotta convince my girl to do that with me

by xGidz September 27, 2021

Dirty adrian

To take a shit in a microwave

“YO WHO TF PULLED A DIRTY ADRIAN!?!”

by Dkskdkrkekdkrkr June 23, 2021

dirty baseball

the male takes a shit into her hands and she rolls it into a ball. after shaped like a baseball, she pitches it to the male who swings his erected COCK and trys to hit it back into her mouth.

i hit a home run playing dirty baseball with kudly

by MARKK November 19, 2006

Dirty Wind

Fecal scented air expelled through the anal cavity. You must not be fooled by its pretty-sounding name, as "The Dirty Wind" is one of the most sought after farts. It is comforting to farter and passerby alike. It has a sound of air being let out of a bike tire ffffffffffffffft. What is most diagnostic about it, however, is its length. It is the longest-lasting fart there is. It will sometimes cause the farters mouth to hang open uncontrollably with eyes watering & unable to speak. It's as though he has had the wind knocked out of him. Neither loud nor strong in sound this fart however is unwavering, it may last fifteen seconds.

Derek was hiking near his home when he suddenly stopped dead in his tracks... he felt the presence of a Dirty Wind approaching and thus slightly bent over at the waist, hands on hips as he released his dirty wind for the other hikers to appreciate.

by hammer41 August 29, 2011

Dirty Maia

A bitch afraid of frogs who mistakes salsa for jelly.

Ewww you like salsa on your on&j??
Yeah! It’s called a Dirty Maia!

by Adrianna1331 April 16, 2020

Dirty Mikey

When a man sneakily places the shaft of his penis on another mans head whilst he isnt looking.

Dang did u see that he totally pulled a dirty mikey on him last night.

by Firsteastbeast February 10, 2010