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Jizzy Balls

I was masturbating yesterday and got interrupted so now I've got jizzy balls.
by doofus of desire September 6, 2006
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Ball gazer

During conversation an individual looks at a male’s crotch. They are normally found in male showers.
After the game in the shower Ted approaches Dave...

Ted: Hey, Dave you played a great game!
Dave: Uhh...Thanks...Are you looking at my balls?
Ted: Yes
Dave: Fuckin Ball gazer
by dnc4 January 11, 2008
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curb ball

two player inner city sport game using a basket ball and a narrow street with a curb. Originated in Rochester, New York in the early 1980's.
hey dude im bored lets play some curb ball
by dezo456 October 23, 2009
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blue balls

when ur so close to cumming and then the unexpected happens and u have to stop. you feel a horrible pain....oh my god i can barley describe the horror.
man: oh yeah....thats right keep on licking you dirty dirty ho.....

woman: what did you call me! find someone else to do this for you pervert!

man: noooooo.....what have i done?!

that was blue balls
by peanutphd January 12, 2007
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hot as balls

Term describing abnormally hot weather, but which can be attributed to exactly 95 degrees Fahrenheit, which is the approximate natural temperature of male testicles.
Actually, it's only 93 degrees outside, so it's just almost as hot as balls.
by Elton John is a Sex God September 18, 2010
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cack an balls

something grandma always plays with and your girlfriend never will.
hey jon, come here and let grandma play with your cack an balls
by deadly March 26, 2004
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Ball Washer

a term used in referance to someone`s mouth
hey, shut your ball washer, slut! Bung!
by rob norwood May 18, 2004
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