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dirty hair

1.(noun) Figure of speech. Possession of rank, rancid, greasy and unwholesome hairs covering many areas of the body. One inflicted with this condition may take on the appearance of basil (dog) bathing in dogshit.
2. (adjective) Someone who said to have 'dirty hair' has been insulted to the worst degree
3. (noun) Simon Lenders
Simon you have 'dirty hair'
by Oliver and Basil September 30, 2004
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Dirty Delete

A dirty delete occurs when a social media user makes a post and later decides to delete it, usually because no one is agreeing with the post and/or it is getting dragged relentlessly.
The Chandler AZ Police Department made a public post about their officers donating literally $10 worth of food, within hours it went viral with 35,000 shares. The department limited comments than chose to dirty delete It entirely.
by MattyHill April 19, 2021
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Dirty darragh

The act of smoking a big fat nigger joint while his homies wife is perfectly perched on his cock, while watching snoop play warzone.
Here mate I heard dirty darragh shagging your missus
by Unknown15673 July 6, 2022
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dirty baseball

the male takes a shit into her hands and she rolls it into a ball. after shaped like a baseball, she pitches it to the male who swings his erected COCK and trys to hit it back into her mouth.
i hit a home run playing dirty baseball with kudly
by MARKK November 19, 2006
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Dirty Wind

Fecal scented air expelled through the anal cavity. You must not be fooled by its pretty-sounding name, as "The Dirty Wind" is one of the most sought after farts. It is comforting to farter and passerby alike. It has a sound of air being let out of a bike tire ffffffffffffffft. What is most diagnostic about it, however, is its length. It is the longest-lasting fart there is. It will sometimes cause the farters mouth to hang open uncontrollably with eyes watering & unable to speak. It's as though he has had the wind knocked out of him. Neither loud nor strong in sound this fart however is unwavering, it may last fifteen seconds.
Derek was hiking near his home when he suddenly stopped dead in his tracks... he felt the presence of a Dirty Wind approaching and thus slightly bent over at the waist, hands on hips as he released his dirty wind for the other hikers to appreciate.
by hammer41 August 29, 2011
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Dirty Maia

A bitch afraid of frogs who mistakes salsa for jelly.
Ewww you like salsa on your on&j??
Yeah! It’s called a Dirty Maia!
by Adrianna1331 April 16, 2020
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Dirty Mikey

When a man sneakily places the shaft of his penis on another mans head whilst he isnt looking.
Dang did u see that he totally pulled a dirty mikey on him last night.
by Firsteastbeast February 10, 2010
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