Took the top off the Maybach 

To rip most of the head/upper jaw off.

Guy 1: I saw a dead alligator the other day. Somebody took the top off the Maybach too.
Guy 2: Where?

Took the top off the Maybach by SteveBeef July 31, 2025

Off the top 

/awf/ /thuh/ /tɒp/

Adverb
Verb when pared with an object like this ; ‘ Off the top of my head’

1. to suddenly arrive at or commit oneself to an opinion about (something) without having sufficient evidence to support the opinion fully, but form an approximate judgment of it, such as the worth, amount, size, weight, value etc.,

2. To Guess; or suddenly conjecture about correctly.

3. to quickly think, believe, or suppose; Come up with

That song was a freestyle. It came straight ‘off the top’ of my head!

Off the top by William Danoven August 30, 2025

Ball Up Top

When you stand your ground or one up someone. If they doubt you, you end up achieving your goal.

“Seahawks are going to lose next week, I know it”
“I don’t know about that, ball up top baby”

Ball Up Top by BallUpTopOffical December 20, 2025

Portal Gun is top 1

A statement from the Supreme Duelist Stickman(Discord Server) community so utterly obvious and a dominant opinion saying it is trife and the only people who would refute such a claim are supposedly ragebaiting.

"Portal Gun is top 1." Says Alex.

"No shit, Sherlock." Replies Bob.

Portal Gun is top 1 by BadMoralsParty May 17, 2026

80% think they are the top 20% 

Employees who inflate their value and believe they are the top 20% of the company so they call for more layoffs and PIPs.

Dude do you really think you will survive the layoffs? 80% think they are the top 20%.

80% think they are the top 20% by public2 November 12, 2022

Hurt More Than A Gay Top After Anal Sex 

in a whole mess of pain, referring to how a gay man's anus will probably be very unbearable pain-wise after he, does the dirty.

"My God is your bone sticking out of your head? You look Hurt More Than A Gay Top After Anal Sex."

Hurt More Than A Gay Top After Anal Sex by JackMasterBater November 9, 2023

Let Me Smack MY Meat Back On Top Of You...mhm 

Let Me Smack MY Meat Back On Top Of You...mhm

Let Me Smack MY Meat Back On Top Of You...mhm

Let Me Smack MY Meat Back On Top Of You...mhm by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 26, 2025