Cottage soap and titties

The two elements loved by mankind. One is soft, squishy, and pillow like, whereas the other one comes from the mere nooks and crannies of a cottage.

He was looking for cottage soap and titties.

by Robyn Sparkles March 13, 2020

Titty breep

A breep that comes from the titty. A breep is a kind of noise that can come from a parrot. So a titty breep is synonymous with a titty squak.

Man: “Did you hear that titty breep last Thursday?”

Man 2: “ yea bro, it was sooo loud.”

by Yourmomsballsareinmoutyrn June 17, 2020

Titty Tussel

A sex act where a man and women both have to be 400lbs plus and run a around with pillows and slap eachother with their oddly large tits

I had a titty tussel today

by Daddy Shove it in November 5, 2020

rough tittie

An example of a person who you would presume to be rough as shit with some titties.

I asked John to carry my grandmothers vase for me but, he dropped that shit because he is so dam rough tittie.

by Trug March 27, 2019

titty sack

1-When you are watching scramble porn, and you are not sure if it was really a titty or a ball sack.
2-when your ball bounces the opposite direction than you wanted it to go.

Look at that shitty titty sack.

by My Roy Boy December 4, 2017

Whiney Baby Titty Pig

Originally coined in Maine, this phrase made it's way into the boondocks of Idaho.
Meaning exactly what it implies, a narcissistic whiner who has got to suck on the titties..

Did you see how that dude flew off the handle?
Yeah, what a whiney baby titty pig..

by REBel Siren January 21, 2022

Mental Titty Fuck

When you realize the tits are bigger than you thought on the person your seeing but you don't want to react incase you jinx yourself. This often results in that the person in this situation overthinks their moves way more than needed.

My second date with Rosa was a complete Mental Titty Fuck .

by Pogus Killer September 4, 2025