rule 34b

If it exists, there is a sex toy for it.

“Check out my new Stranger Dongs, it’s my demogorgon dildo it’s a rule 34b”

by Wilsonwade April 20, 2018

hang-up rule

the person who makes a phone call has to be the first to hang up. if you break the rule, you WILL be cursed.

omg you can't break the hang-up rule or your house will be egged! bye.

by feedthecrave. May 23, 2009

The Kardashian Rule

if you don't get a message back after ten minutes of sending it someone preoccupied they aren’t taking you as seriously as they need to and if it was a Kardashian they would respond as soon as they get it.

The Kardashian Rule helped save people a few hours a day of using their electronic devices for no effect.

by Coop Dupe December 18, 2019

Rule #11

Be so successful, that even her own family tells her haw hard she fucked up.

Rule #11 = be fukin successful

by Matusk4_ April 22, 2023

11 O'Clock Rule

You are not allowed to get drunk before eleven

You have to take me home

But what am i going to do if i am not drunk before eleven

So you have to get drunk before 11

Yeah its the 11 o'clock rule

by burnt cracker March 16, 2010

Ruled

Being ruled by everyone

Ruled

by Dopp shotta March 4, 2022

DH111's Rule 17b

If a person were to exist, this person would know this rule in due course, no matter how ridiculous it sounds. And then it passes through generations until eventually it gets forgotten and discarded.

Father: Hey, have you read DH111's Rule 17b yet?
Jimmy: No, I don't wanna Dad!
Father: Do you wish not to be happy, knowing DH111 is protecting you?!
Jimmy: Okay, okay! Jeez...

by DH111 June 25, 2024