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horse cunt

Just a fun name to call your mates, can be derogatory, depends how you say it and who you say it to.
Nick: Hey Jimbo you're a horse cunt
Jimbo: Yeah I know ya horse cunt
by croftbrudercandycane June 11, 2006
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Cunt Flap

A word used to describe a worthless or stupid individual. Often, the "cunt flap" is guilty of something such as putting lip stick on a pig.
Guy 1: Hey, maybe if I shave my pubes my cock will look more manly.

Guy 2: Dude don't even try. You're fucking cunt flap.
by Mr. Kasey January 17, 2009
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shit cunt

Needless conjunction of the mild profanity Shit and what is considered to be the worst, Cunt into an single phrase.
by Mister_Douve May 7, 2003
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Cunt Cap

A certain haircut popularized in the early 2010s consisting in a layer of short blonde and light brown hair brushed over underlying dark brown hair. Worn almost exclusively by bitchy middle class soccer moms with an overinflated sense of entitlement. Also known as the "I want to speak to your manager" haircut.
Adam: Goddamn! Can you believe that bitch? She must have screamed at the manager for a half hour just because I didn't fill her cup all the way to the top with whipped cream!

Joe: I think I've seen her before, what did she look like?

Adam: Gaudy shades, bedazzled iPhone case, a PINK! sweater, and yoga pants.

Joe: Oh! the one with the cunt cap?

Adam: Yeah, that's the one.
by TheFistOfMan September 19, 2015
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Plano Cunt

Fucking dirty cunt rag from Plano that walks around with her stupid Cell Phone and expects to be served while talking on her phone.
Ya I told him to clean his asshole with baby wipes.
Excuse me ma'am may I help you?
Ya well get some chips and vodka.
Hey bitch! I got better things to do than stand here and listen to your bullshit conversation. Let me know when you want something ok you Plano Cunt!
by Fidel Castro October 14, 2004
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cunt-muffin

1. A slang term for a fuck buddy!

2. If you are actually going out with the girl, then it just means that she's the girl that gives you what you want.

3. Something to call someone if they start irritating you. Or just a word to call someone because it's funny. nice to put half baked before it.
1. Yo zack, sheniqua is my cunt-muffin!

2. That Ethan kid over there is a half baked cunt-muffin!
by cody October 15, 2004
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