Fart nugget

When someone farts but they accidentally poop

Oh man I have to fart!
Fart then!
*ffgghgff*
Oh shoot it was a fart nugget!

by Chief Big Foot September 14, 2019

fart or shart

When you’re not sure if the next thing to exit your anus is gas or shit but you go ahead and push it out anyway, that’s playing fart or shart.

You can also raise the odds/danger by adding Pull my Finger to the mix.

Hey Karen, why so glum? You look like you played fart or shart and lost!

Gary! Gaaaarrrryyy! We need to go home now! I played fart or shart, came second and now it’s dripping into my Uggs!

Fucking hell lads, I’m glad I’ve got my hobby catchers on, this is a high stakes game of fart or shart.

by Careless Winsper September 15, 2019

hate fart

when your shitty ass ex wants to get back together and smash, you make her lick your butthole. the second she starts you fart in her mouth, yell "hate fart bitch" and run away.

I hate farted that bitch so bad her 2 front teeth got knocked out.

by apartmentnumberB May 14, 2018

bustass fart

A loud, explosive fart that sounded like someones ass exploded.

When riding the elevator to the 17th floor, Ginger let a bustass fart that caused me to be nauseaus.

by Haldee April 19, 2018

Flat Fart

A fart that is at the same level of noice the whole time

That dog just had a flat fart

by Iggy star September 13, 2017

Painful fart

When you hold in a fart and your manflaps release a kame hame ha with a painful shitting pants sound

I just had a painful fart and shit myself during the meeting

by Painful fart September 22, 2017

sicc fart

Whenever you do a little toot-toot in your room and it transforms into Chernobyl for a week

Guy 1: dude why the fuck does it smell like a sewage dump in here

Guy 2: I have sicc farts :c
Guy 1: you seriously need medical help

by baminomatoni September 23, 2017